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  1. slowpoke2

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    To All You Who Think the World is Coming to an End because of Obama:

    If you are so terrified about the future of our great nation because of Obama's tremendous success, we Blue States officially give you permission to move out. We intend to form our own country. In case you aren't aware, that includes California, Hawaii, Oregon, Washington, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois, and the entire Northeast. We believe this split will be beneficial to the nation, and especially to the people of the new country of New California.

    To sum up briefly: You get Texas, Oklahoma, and all the slave states. We get stem cell research and the best beaches. We get the Statue of Liberty. You get Dollywood. We get Intel and Microsoft. You get World Com. We get Harvard. You get Ole' Miss. We get 85% of America's venture capital and entrepreneurs. You get Alabama. We get two-thirds of the tax revenue; you get to make the red states pay their fair share.

    Since our aggregate divorce rate is 22% lower than the Christian Coalition's, we get a bunch of happy families. You get a bunch of single moms. Please be aware that Nuevo California will be pro-choice and anti-war, and we're going to want all our citizens back from Iraq at once.

    If you need people to fight, ask your evangelicals. They have kids they're apparently willing to send to their deaths for no purpose, and they don't care if you don't show pictures of their children's caskets coming home. We do wish you success in Iraq, and hope that the WMDs turn up, but we're not willing to spend our resources in Bush's Quagmire.

    With the Blue States in hand, we will have firm control of 80% of the country's fresh water, more than 90% of the pineapple and lettuce, 92% of the nation's fresh fruit, 95% of America's quality wines, 90% of all cheese, 90% of the high tech industry, 95% of the corn and soybeans (thanks
    Iowa!), most of the U.S. low-sulfur coal, all living redwoods, sequoias and condors, all the Ivy and Seven Sister schools plus Stanford, University of Chicago, Cal Tech, UCLA, Berkeley and MIT.

    With the Red States, on the other hand, you will have to cope with 88% of all obese Americans (and their projected health care costs), 92% of all U.S. mosquitoes, nearly 100% of the tornadoes, 90% of the hurricanes, 99% of all Southern Baptists, virtually 100% of all televangelists, Rush Limbaugh, Bob Jones University, Clemson and the University of Georgia. We get Yosemite, thank you.

    Additionally, 62% believe life is sacred unless we're discussing the war, the death penalty or gun laws, 53% that think Saddam was involved in 9/11, and 61% of you believe you are people with higher morals than we lefties…
     
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  2. Born_a_Patriot

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    We are not a collection of Red States, or Blue states… we are, and always will be, the UNITED STATES of AMERICA.
     
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    Absolutely correct.Bravo!
     
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    #18 Jersey

    Hey slowpoke...this new nation shall be called New Massachusetts.

    New California?:rolleyes: Pah-Leeezzz! double rolleyes!

    Half that damn state will be in the Pacific soon enough. Remember, it ALL started in Massachusetts!

    Besides, this is a Patriots board, so don't insult us!
     
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    No Jersey Selected

    Ahhhh... a conservative's attitude from 200-2008. "IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT THEN GIT OUT". My how the tables have turned. Are you starting to see what I'm saying, Reign?
     
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    just having some fun...relax
     
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    No Jersey Selected

    There is no relaxing. This is the political forum. This is 100% SERIOUS BUSINESS all day and all night.
     
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    I just noticed what would happen if you take the r out of your name.:D
     
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    #18 Jersey

    Good to see you're keeping your sense of humor kontra! I'm with you! phukkc relaxing!!:mad:
     
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    Too bad this wasn't Dubya's montra while he was the President of the USA.

    So sad that a sitting President has been shunned aside by a true leader. He will make mistakes, but at least the effort will be put forth.
     
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    Yep. I'm going to give him my vote of confidence (even though I didn't give him my vote for a year). I sincerely hope he does well because... well, if he does well, then I do well. But, if in a year I don't see any semblence of these "changes" that he talked about (such as the beginning of a withdrawal of troops from Iraq and the economy beginning to stabilize) then I will be all over him like white on rice. :D
     
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    Look you treasonous backstabbing summabych I have never read something so disgusting and anti-American your type make me puke my guts out you puscilanimous collection of parrot droppings and if you're seceding with all the "donor" states and leaving the trailer parks to their own devices you DAMN well better take Virginia with you...
     
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    #18 Jersey

    Easy does it PFiVA!!;)
     
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    Maybe we could make PFiVA's house our embassy to the lesser states of America?
     
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    You realize you're getting the worst beaches as well, right? I mean, have you ever been to Seaside Heights or Wildwood, NJ?
     
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    Okay, you guys can do without us:

    We sound like a bunch of douchebags anyway. Hillbillys, no, but douchebags - I must grant you that, suh.

    Will Northern Virginia Become the 51st State? - News & Features (washingtonian.com)

    Interesting stuff about Northern Virginia demanding statehood (which of course will never happen.)
     
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    If you think this is bad, go to the football forum, those guys have NO sense of humor!!
     
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    Fogbuster?
     
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    Oh, we'll see about that comment when we're both Dead and I'm enjoying it more than you!
     
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    #18 Jersey

    I know Maryland or New Jersey is the wealthiest state...so your Nielsen rankings say the wealthiest "counties" are in VA? But I bet they're well balanced by the small towns in them thar hills, huh?
     
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