Word has it that Tedy Bruschi's latest "injury" is yet another front to cover the fact that his services were needed once again in the Middle East, to help our government in its war on terror. During training camp he also was called upon by Bob Kraft to assist in building consensus among owners for choosing the new NFL commissioner. Slowly but surely, it's becoming known worldwide that Bruschi's astounding physical skills, charisma and incredible brain power will go down in folklore as rivaling the legends of Paul Bunyan, Buddha, and Moses, as a man among men. For instance, it's a little known fact that it actually was Tedy Bruschi who rescued Ben Roethlisberger from certain death during Ben's infamous motorcycle crash, and who also saved the elderly woman whose car he hit from the wrath of an angry lynch mob. As soon as this season is over, Tedy will be called upon by an international commission to address the crisis of global warming. Anyone else with insightful anecdotes regarding Tedy Bruschi -- The Man, The Legend -- please share them here.