The Hebrew Hammer

[Frezo]

Don't kill me for being politically incorrect, but for some reason when I read about Andre and this honor, I remembered something I hadn't thought about in decades. Mad Magazine (forget the current rendition; only people over 40 or 50 can understand its influence) used to occassionally run the 'Mad Library of Extremely Thin Books' and one that was included was "Jewish Sports Legends", or something like that. Of course at that time I don't know if there would have been anybody in such a 'book' other than Red Auerbach and Sandy Koufax.

Fester Bestertester was the greatest!

 

[Imperator]

Yup, that's it. There are about 5.6 million in Israel, 5.3 million in the US, and I know of 5 in China. The rest are scattered around the world.

That's it. 0.2% of the world's population and 1/100 the number of Muslims in the world and probably 1/80 or 1/90 the number of Christians.

Hey that can't be right, it's generally agreed there are roughly 2 billion Christians (half of whom are Catholic) and a little more than 1 and a half billion Muslims. Those numbers are clearly skewed!

Oh and not to go off topic or anything, but; congrats to Tip.

 

[Mike the Brit]

To wit, I bring you:

The International Towing and Recovery Hall of Fame and Museum

I know it's a cliche, but ... ONLY IN AMERICA! :americaflag:

 

[Patjew]

To wit, I bring you:

The International Towing and Recovery Hall of Fame and Museum

Admission:
Adults $8.00
Seniors (55 or older) $7.00
Children 6 - 18- $4.00
Children under 5 are free. Children must be accompanied by an adult.

AAA Discount: $1.00 off up to (5) admissions. Not to be used in conjunction with any other offer.

* * *

Somehow, I think I'd rather pay the extra $2 for the Patriots' version.

See, now it's unlikely that there are any Jews in that HOF. Instead we have the "Call The Guy" HOF.

Car broke down? Call the guy.

Hot water heater exploded? Call the guy.

 

[PatsFanInVa]

Oh yeah and Lyle Alzado too. True story, 'roids, brain cancer, and everything. Rest in peace, Lyle.

 

[Patjew]

Oh yeah and Lyle Alzado too. True story, 'roids, brain cancer, and everything. Rest in peace, Lyle.

He was Jewish?

 

[shmessy]

He was Jewish?

Sephardic.

 

[Brettlax3434]

Oh yeah and Lyle Alzado too. True story, 'roids, brain cancer, and everything. Rest in peace, Lyle.

went to my high school

 

[TheGodInAGreyHoodie]

The joke in my neighborhood was at a boy's Bar Mitzvah, he realizes that he's more likely to own a professional sports team than to play for one.......

I think that was the joke at Bob Kraft's bar mitzvah too.

 

[Frezo]

I think that was the joke at Bob Kraft's bar mitzvah too.

Kraft got a Hebrew Hummer!

 

[Deus Irae]

Kraft got a Hebrew Hummer!

Bachelor party?

 

[Patriotic]

Great thread. Fun. Informative.

I'm off to Mass.

God be with all of you.

 

[RayClay]

To wit, I bring you:

The International Towing and Recovery Hall of Fame and Museum

Admission:
Adults $8.00
Seniors (55 or older) $7.00
Children 6 - 18- $4.00
Children under 5 are free. Children must be accompanied by an adult.

AAA Discount: $1.00 off up to (5) admissions. Not to be used in conjunction with any other offer.

* * *

Somehow, I think I'd rather pay the extra $2 for the Patriots' version.

Could anything suck more than to have your car towed while visiting that museum with a paid admission?

Maybe the bastids would look at your receipt and let you take the car back with no charge!

Nahhh, no honor among thieves.:banned:

 

[patsfan55]

Could anything suck more than to have your car towed while visiting that museum with a paid admission?

Maybe the bastids would look at your receipt and let you take the car back with no charge!

Nahhh, no honor among thieves.:banned:

lol
nice touch