The Big Show Receiver Argument...

[JJDChE]

My rank:

AJohnson
CJohnson
Fitzgerald
RWhite
Wayne
Welker
GJennings
Wallace
DJax
SSmith (CAR)

 

[ctpatsfan77]

Welker is a great receiver, but if anyone here would reject a straight up Megatron/Fitzgerald/Andre Johnson for Wes trade proposal, they should get their head examined.

That's like trading your LT to get a better starting QB.

I would trade a lot to get Megatron, but I would never include Welker in a trade to do it.

 

[MetalBleachers]

Related question...which would you rank higher, a heart surgeon, pilot or a firefighter?

I think I would have to go heart surgeon, pilot and then firefighter.

Unless my house was on fire, then I would go firefigher, heart surgeon and then pilot.

But if I was on a plane when my house was ablaze, I would definitely go with pilot, firefighter and then heart surgeon.

If all the stress of being in a pilot-less plane while my house was burning down caused me chest pains, then I would go back to heart surgeon, pilot and then firefighter.

Am I being stupid? Most definitely. The obsession with ranking things that are utterly dependent on the context of the situation makes me loopy.

Metaphors, you should change your name to Allegories. Well said.
Welker's the firefighting heart surgeon who will fly us to safety.
(See? Yours was so much better).

 

[Kid~Brady]

My rank:

AJohnson
CJohnson
Fitzgerald
RWhite
Wayne
Welker
Vjackson (maybe here)
GJennings
Wallace
DJax
SSmith (CAR)

Not bad, I can agree with this. I would squeeze Vjackson in there too tho.

 

[JJDChE]

Not bad, I can agree with this. I would squeeze Vjackson in there too tho.

I was debating between him and Smith. I just like Smith better. I've never been a big VJax fan.