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  1. IcyPatriot

    IcyPatriot ------------- PatsFans.com Supporter

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    #87 Jersey

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    gomezcat It's SIR Moderator to you Staff Member PatsFans.com Supporter

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    Yes, but such a thing would deprive me of the pleasure I get in sharing with Miss Cat. She's grateful, really! :D
     
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    KontradictioN Do you even lift? PatsFans.com Supporter

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    I'm not married, but I am in a relationship and I wouldn't have much use for this blanket. I really enjoy giving a mean Dutch Oven to my girlfriend.
     
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    How does she feel about it?
     
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    She doesn't feel the same. :(
     
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    The lady has been giving me serious sh1t about this blanket lately. It's not my fault I've got a race car metabolism. But I remind her about the better marriage apartment or the better marriage mistress and that evens things up pretty quick.
     
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    Only in America!!:p
     
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    ...so she doesn't have the sense of smell? :D
     

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