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The 52nd Annual "Greatest Human Being in the History of the Universe" Award

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  1. Keegs

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    And the winner....
    of the 52nd Annual Greatest Human Being in the History of the Universe Award goes to............

    Tony "Quiet Strength" Dungy!!!


    Reporter: So How does it feel Tony??

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    Tony Dungy: "Well to be honest it umm... it... umm..."

    (Peyton Manning cuts into the interview)

    Peyton Manning: "it feels good, it feels good"

    Tony Dungy: "umm yes i'll go with that, it feels good"

    Reporter: "how does it feel to win 52 straight Greatest Human Being in the History of the Universe Awards?

    Tony Dungy: "Well winning my first one at the age of 1 was quite an accomplishment, but winning the last 51 has been great too, that's what Quiet Strength is all about, being selfish and feeling great"

    Reporter: "Fantastic Tony, fantastic."

    Tony Dungy: "When you are the Greatest Human Being in the History of the Universe, as well as the best-selling author of Quiet Strength, "Awesome" just comes with the territory.

    Reporter: "thanks for your time"
  2. CowboysRule

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    Man, did Tony Dungy steal your girlfriend in high school or something? You sure make a lot of negative posts about him...
  3. TommyD4207

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    Hilarious.
    However, his proper name is Saint Anthony Dungy of Indianapolis; Patron Saint of the Classy
  4. Keegs

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    no he's just a scumbag.

    I have this thing where i hate scumbags.
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    Wow. That's a lot of poison you're holding inside for that man.
  6. Double G

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    He doesn't hold it inside, he lets it out every chance he gets, which is the healthy thing to do; holding it inside causes you to eventually blow a head gasket and go nuts, got it?
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    Ok, let me rephrase that.

    That's a lot of poison he's producing for that man.

    Because as quickly as he lets it out, more seems to accumulate.

    Sort of like diarrhea.
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    I have a better question: what is a Cowboys' fan doing on a Patriots' board complaining about a post making fun of the Colts' HC?
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    Boredom brings out the worst in people...or maybe the Boys boards suck.
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