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  1. Harry Boy

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    What a glorious feeling, I woke up this morning and I felt so wonderful, I felt like singing, I haven’t felt like this since I was a young boy, I started laughing then I unashamedly started to sob, my wife said
    “what’s wrong dear” I said “nothing is wrong my darling, I’m so happy to have lived to see this day” she looked out the window and then said “why are you happy, it’s snowing out, you’ll have to shovel the stairs off” I said “I’m happy because I have lived to see an -African/White American- elected to be The President Of The United States Of America” my wife then started to cry, she said “lets pray and give thanks” I said “yes”. We both kneeled down beside the bed, we folded our hands, I closed my eyes and yelled up at the ceiling “THANK YOU JESUS CHRIST, THANK YOU ALMIGHTY GOD, OH FATHER AND SON IN HEAVEN THANK YOU FOR BLESSING THE WORLD AND THE UNIVERSE AND OUR HOME, THANK YOU FOR OUR HOLY PRINCE “THE GREAT MESSIAH BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA”

    My wife and I were both naked but we couldn’t wait to share our joy and happiness with our neighbors, we ran out into the street screaming “OBAMA OBAMA” soon our neighbors were so overcome at hearing the name “OBAMA” they all joined us, now there were about thirty people running up and down the street crying, laughing and screaming over and over “OBAMA OBAMA:” dogs were chasing us and barking, some of the men were masturbating others were having sex with their wives on the lawn, some of the dogs were having sex with the legs of the people who were having sex on the lawns. The Fire Dept and several Police Cars came when they heard us all screaming the name OBAMA they started to get excited soon the Firemen and the Police Officers were all screaming and playing with themselves “OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA”

    Yes my fellow Americans we have truly been blessed, God himself has looked down upon us and given us the Great Barack Hussein Obama, I have painted his name on all the walls of my home, his portrait hangs above my bed. I carry a picture of our Great Messiah in my wallet.
    Thank You God.
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    I looked for a point worth talking about but I didn't find one. Maybe next time you could formulate an argument worth discussing?
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    OK, I'll go lie down now and try to think of something.

    OBAMA IS WHITE
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    Got to hand it to you, Harry, that was the best laugh ive had in a while.

    We might not agree on everything, but i enjoy reading your posts, NEVER BORING!
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    #61 Jersey

    This is a fabrication. Otherwise, it would've made the noon news.
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    Harry Boy Boy i heard you were so excited you got de-wanged :eek: when your window shade closed to fast.:beatingcoming:
    Really ... you need to lay off the blue pill now :blush: that :youtheman:'The One' has been elected ... tip: buy short on Viagra & Cialis.
    Last edited: Jan 22, 2009
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    Man, you must be retarded, err, I mean retired.
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    I'm Both........
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    My gawd, you're married? To Harry Girl? :eek:

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