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Thank A Republican: Still No Hurricanes

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  1. QuiGon

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    Last year, all the liberals were blaming George Bush, Republicans, Conservatives, etc, for all the hurricanes. So I fully expect those same people to be thanking us for the lack of hurricanes this year. There's been what..? 2 hurricanes in the Atlantic, neither of which struck the continent..?

    I am personally in charge of the vast right-wing conspiracy's plot to prevent any hurricanes since this is an election year - but I can't wait until next year when they let me build hurricanes and shoot them at the eastern seaboard..!! Florida is in danger, depending on how they vote this November, as are the gulf coast states and the mid-Atlantic.

    Also, we should thank Patsfan13 who was assigned the duty of lowering gas prices before the election. Great work, bro..!! They told you "we want $2 a gallon by election day" and, as usual, you overachieved and outperformed everyone's wildest expectations..!!
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    No Free Debit Cards For Gin This Year Either
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    What about strippers...? They still giving away free debit cards to be spent on strippers..?
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    See, this is why I have my doubts with the Global Warming crowd. The Enviro-Nazi's were all screaming that this year was going to be the worst on record. Well......
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    Well, if you're in charge of the weather perhaps you could send some cold air on over to Glacier National Park. It would be nice if we had a couple of glaciers there instead of a gigantic mudfield. You know, for the kids to look at.
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    Are you crazy..?!? I hate the cold weather. I am seeking preliminary approval to ratchet up the global warming another few degrees after the November elections. I still have bad memories of the Titans playoff game of January 2004. I want to make sure that darn well never happens again.
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    The "Rich Liberal Ding Dongs" all whine, blubber, splutter and jerk their knees over "Global Warming" then they run off to Florida and Hawaii for the winter.

    Speed up Global Warming then tell the smelly "you know who's" to shove their oil up their camels a$s.
    :bricks:
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    This is among the dumbest things I've ever seen posted here. Congrats. You win a Boba Fett doll as a reward for your brilliance.
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    Who, me or Qui Gon?
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    I'm taking credit for:
    1.)unemployment at it's lowest in years
    2.)The DJ and Nasdaq near record levels
    3.)Inflation under control-no more tax and spend
    4.)John Bolton squeezing Kofi Annan's
    gonads at the UN
    5.)John McCain(be still my heart) and his dope- slap of the Clintonistas'

    It hasn't always been easy being part of a VAST,RIGHT -WING,CONSPIRACY.

    I just want to say.......tearfully:

    "You Like me!....You,really,really,Like me"
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    #87 Jersey

    Here's a great link to see hurricanes form before they are even reported.

    Hasn't Al Gore tried to take the credit for this?

    That's 2 lows that just crashed east of Puerto Rico ... if they stay together it's a depression...if not...they move on...each one might not have enough punch to form on their own.

    Usually ... the clouds gather speed and blow over the western mountains in Africa. right now...they appear to be almost moving backwards...1st time this summer/fall. that means the jetstream is shifting and the hurricane season may not be finished.

    All summer we had strong upper level windshear which was keeping storms weak and we had strong high pressure systems East/NorthEast to West all the way through Florida that kept the storms in the Atlantic. That is still happening so my guess is most of the country is still safe from Hurricanes ... except for the south again ...maybe???


    http://www.intellicast.com/IcastPage/LoadPage.aspx?loc=usa&seg=LocalWeather&prodgrp=SatelliteImagery&product=AtlanticLoop&prodnav=none

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    Apparently not bright enough to recognize tongue in cheek satire are we?

    How come Libs don't have a sense of himor?
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    Because they are brainless idiots.
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    That is a nice looking map - gotta add that website to my favorites. I usually just check the National Hurricane Center but they really don't report much until a depression hits "Tropical Storm" status.
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    What do you mean satire..?!? This is real baby..!! :D
    That's a good question. They are, without exception, the most angry and miserable groups of people you will ever meet. One of the many reasons "All Around Brown" is in my killfile. Obviously I see his posts secondhand once in a while, but the KF filters out about 90% of his idiocy.
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