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  1. Armen Da Pats Fan

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    Sent to me by a friend who is a Dolphin fan...

    In a message dated 10/24/2006 10:20:24 A.M. Eastern Standard Time, fina50 writes:

    Sent: Tuesday, October 24, 2006 9:18 AM
    Subject: Fwd: terror alert. . too real to be funny


    BREAKING NEWS: Terror Alert in Davie, FL @ Dolphins Practice

    Davie , (FL)--Coming just days after the "dirty bomb" attack hoax on their home stadium, Miami Dolphins football practice was delayed nearly two hours today after several players reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field.

    Head coach Nick Saban immediately suspended practice and called the police and federal investigators.

    Federal Homeland Security and Chemical Substance experts, as well FBI specialists were summoned to the scene to investigate.

    After a complete analysis, the FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to players was the GOAL LINE.

    Practice resumed after special agents determined the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again this season.
     
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    Re: Terror Alert @ Miami Dolphins practice!

    It was funnier last month when that was about the Buccaneers
     
  3. Armen Da Pats Fan

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    Re: Terror Alert @ Miami Dolphins practice!

    Sorry...

    I didn't see that one...

    I thought this was pretty funny, though!

    This was the first one I'd seen...

    ADPF
     
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    Re: Terror Alert @ Miami Dolphins practice!

    Daunte Culpepper still has leftovers from the sex boat
     
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    Re: Terror Alert @ Miami Dolphins practice!

    I saw that joke each of the last two years...once I got to the "white powdery substance" part I had an idea of what was coming...still funny though. :)
     
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    Re: Terror Alert @ Miami Dolphins practice!

    Not to be a stick-in-the-mud, but as old and stupid as that joke is, I think anything with Terror anything in the thread title is best left undone these days.
     
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    Re: Terror Alert @ Miami Dolphins practice!

    You got me bad! LOL:rofl:
     
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    Re: Terror Alert @ Miami Dolphins practice!

    You got me----first time i had seen it :rofl:
     
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    Re: Terror Alert @ Miami Dolphins practice!

    This is ridiculous. I understand you're joking but still, I opened this thread expecting some terrible news. You should specify this isn't serious in your thread title. Very uncool.
     
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    Re: Terror Alert @ Miami Dolphins practice!


    Welcome back, Aqua!
     
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    Re: Terror Alert @ Miami Dolphins practice!

    You are a freaking joke.
     
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    Re: Terror Alert @ Miami Dolphins practice!

    That got me too! Hadn't seen that one before....nice laugh!!
     
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    Re: Terror Alert @ Miami Dolphins practice!

    I've been consistantly posting and haven't gone anywhere.
     
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    Re: Terror Alert @ Miami Dolphins practice!

    Please....
     
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    Re: Terror Alert @ Miami Dolphins practice!

    :rofl: Ya got me too. Hadn't seen that one before. :D

    Sorry for the thread title edit Armen, hate to say it, but they're right. This day and age is different. Just last week a joke on a message board became national news, and some grocery stock-boy is goin' to jail. Weird. But it is what it is. (Yes, I know this is a completely different kind of joke than the 'dirty bombs' thread that was made to seem real, but why 'eff with it?)
     
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    Go ahead and let the terrorists win. There was nothing serious about that, and anyone offended can kiss someones ass. I however thought it was extremely funny. Even though I had not seen it before, I personally didnt freak out about it. But, you let the forum nazi and the punk ass dolphin fans ***** about it and immediately change the thread title. Now that is a joke, and a sorry one at best.
     
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    PLease explain:

    Re: WHERE IS "Aqua4Ever04"

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    No I'm here. And like Paul said, I did make a thread saying I was wrong. Maybe if some on you knew how to read you would have got that. As for ... and Patspride, I am a loyal non bandwagon fan. I actully just put an order in for one of these.

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    You are a scumbag, loser and I am so glad karma has dealt you a football team that you deserve.
     
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    Re: Terror Alert @ Miami Dolphins practice!

    A new joke for me too Armen - your doing fine if you get one person to smile at the Doh!fins predicament - your doing even better if you get a bunch of Doh!fans pulling sour faces. :rocker:

    Thanks for sharing!
     
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    hahah,thank you guy!
     
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    I knew the story was bogus when Saban reportedly "immediately suspended practise and called police". Nick the Hesitant Flick isn't that decisive these days.
     

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