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  1. Harry Boy

    Harry Boy Look Up, It's Amazing PatsFans.com Supporter

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    Found this on a working mans site:
    What Happened?
    At first I thought this was funny...then I realized the awful truth of it.
    Be sure to read all the way to the end!

    Tax his land, Tax his bed, Tax the table At which he's fed.

    Tax his tractor, Tax his mule, Teach him taxes Are the rule.

    Tax his cow, Tax his goat, Tax his pants, Tax his coat.

    Tax his ties, Tax his shirt, Tax his work, Tax his dirt.

    Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink, Tax him if he tries to think.

    Tax his cigars, Tax his beers, If he cries, then tax his tears.

    Tax his car, Tax his gas, Find other ways to tax his ass

    Tax all he has then let him know that you won't be done till he has no dough.

    When he screams and hollers, Then tax him some more, Tax him till He's good
    and sore.

    Then tax his coffin, Tax his grave, Tax the sod in which he's laid.

    Put these words upon his tomb, "Taxes drove me to my doom..."

    When he's gone, Do not relax, Its time to apply the inheritance tax.

    Accounts Receivable Tax
    Building Permit Tax
    CDL license Tax
    Cigarette Tax
    Corporate Income Tax
    Dog License Tax
    Federal Income Tax
    Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
    Fishing License Tax
    Food License Tax,
    Fuel permit tax
    Gasoline Tax (42 cents per gallon)
    Hunting License Tax
    Inheritance Tax
    Interest expense
    Inventory tax
    IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
    Liquor Tax
    Luxury Taxes
    Marriage License Tax
    Medicare Tax
    Property Tax
    Real Estate Tax
    Service charge taxes
    Social Security Tax
    Road usage taxes
    Sales Tax
    Recreational Vehicle Tax
    School Tax
    State Income Tax
    State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
    Telephone fed eral excise tax
    Telephone federal universal service fee tax
    Telephone federal, state and local surcharge taxes
    Telephone minimum usage surcharge tax
    Telephone recurring and non-recurring charges tax
    Telephone state and local tax
    Telephone usage charge tax
    Utility Taxes
    Vehicle License Registration Tax
    Vehicle Sales Tax
    Watercraft registration Tax
    Well Permit Tax
    Workers Compensation Tax

    COMMENTS: Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, and our nation was
    the most prosperous in the world. We had absolutely no national debt, had
    the largest middle class
    income in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.

    What happened? And I still have to "press 1" for English
    :bricks:
     
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    Make sure you pay those taxes 12 Million Illegal Aliens are counting on you
     
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    What's worse are the 535 morally bankrupt members of congress waiting for your paycheck.
     
  4. Harry Boy

    Harry Boy Look Up, It's Amazing PatsFans.com Supporter

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    I agree with that, "Crooks With Suits On", John Gotti once said, "There are people worse than me walking the halls of congress"
     
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    There is more crime in the suites than there is in the streets... graffiti from the Park Plaza T stop.
     

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