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Suicide Bomber Gets how Many Virgins?

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  1. IcyPatriot

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    some say 69. some say 72 ... whatever.

    What does the woman get? Does she get screwed ... oh no way better for her.

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    They don't even get hazardous duty pay. The United martyrs union local 666 has filed a discrimination law suit to require Allah to grant both equal pay and virgins benefits to the female suicide bombers. Ackbar "Roadside" Husien, president of the local 666, said this: " It's time we got into the 16th century around here"
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    I read awhile ago that some scholars think the Koran was not referring to virgins but to raisins, since the word for "virgins" in Arabic apparently is the word for "raisins" in the ancient language of Syriac, which parts of the Koran were written in. Imagine the disappointment that a suicide bomber must feel when he gets to heaven and is given 72 raisins, though I myself would rather have the raisins. Also, my theory is that if they do get virgins, then perhaps that's why God created nuns. :D
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    666? That's a lot! :D

    Actually, I thought the number was 39. Not certain though.
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    raisins???


    he must get a really ugly girl with huge nipples.....72 of them
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    Why the hell would she want ANY virgins. Like a box a defective chinese fireworks, they'd all blow-off before your ready. Perhaps virgins in farsi mean "well-hung" porn hunks. :banned:

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