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  1. PatsFanInVa

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    Okay, bear with me here. It just struck me as a funny concept to imagine a race of superintelligent space aliens, making human jokes in a star wars bar somewhere. For instance,

    "How many humans does it take to subjegate a single planet?"

    "I dunno."

    "All of them."

    sfx: laughter, cantina music.

    I need more though. Work with me here, people. They'll love us on Tau Ceti.

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    Um, I have enough trouble with the jokes here on earth.
     
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    You need to hang out with my husband. He probably thinks about this sh!t on a regular basis!
     
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    How many Earth-Based-Humanoids does it take to Quantimsize a Volecular Spacedrive?

    Fourty Seven Fortluxpoids.


    Ahahahahahaha
     
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    I almost spit out my redundant second heart laughing at that one, Flea!

    Stupid hu-tards.

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    "How do you keep an idiot Human in suspense?"

    "I'll tell you in a light year".
     
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    "What do you get when you cross a human with an unevolved, knuckle-dragging, mouth-breathing primate?"

    "A human."

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    What do you get when you take an inept leader who declares war on a country that had nothing to do with anything and put them in charge of the free world - by majority vote?

    The Human Race.

    Wa. Wa.
     
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    What do you call a hu-tard with a law degree, an M.D., and a doctorate in astrophysics?

    Hu-tard.
     

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