You never know when Stephen Neal will get hurt. I don't know what we're coming to. I'm very worried. No other teams have injuries like this. Are we doing something wrong? How come the Rams .... No, how come the Panthers .... No, how come the Saints .... Oh, shut up! How come the Colts ..... Oh, shut up! And another thing: I don't like our kicker, the Pollack. What is he now - 8 out of 9? WHAT?? How can you hire a kid that only hits 8 out of 9? Don't you know that Adam has hit ...... Oh, shut up! Maybe I can sell you a "fake turf will ruin the team" theory? How about a Spy Gate II theory with Peter King conquering the world and getting the Nobel prize for journalism? Do they have a Nobel prize for that? We'll make one up because it's a really good story.