This is perfect fodder for some David Letterman countdown.
You know your team isn't a contender for the Super Bowl if:
10. Your biggest outburst comes not from the addition of a meaningful piece to your own team, but the subtraction of... a punter, from another team.
9. You consider getting that punter "having the last laugh" on another team that you don't even face in the upcoming season.
8. Your coach is referred to as "Shanny," or any other feminine sounding name.
7. You think losing a Punter who wasn't even guaranteed a spot on the roster is making Bill Belichick, winner of three Super Bowls in this decade, "Eat it."
6. You're on an internet message board to gloat about the team losing the rights to a punter.
5. That internet message board isn't even your own team's.
4. You believe that this represents some great loss to the team, when statistics prove otherwise.
3. Your team hasn't won a Super Bowl since John Elway was in town, yet you think you're superior to the only Dynasty the NFL has seen in recent history.
2. Resigned to the fact that the Chargers are going to blow you off the field (again), and aware of the fact that the Patriots have improved their team to the point where you can only hope to "hang in there" should they meet, you zero in on the most minuscule events, and treat them as if Tom Brady retired to become a monk.
And the number one way to know that your team isn't going to contend for a Super Bowl in the upcoming season.
1. A situation involving a punter causes you to make Raider fans seem knowledgeable, and civil.
Good luck with your "punting competition" this year. It will be one of the only competitive portions of the season, unless losing the Wild Card counts for anything.
Norv Turner, Chad Jackson, and the Broncos 5-1 record against Bradichick all say otherwise. Has it occurred to you that I don't particularly care what Tom Brady does? As long as he's not capable of beating The Broncos, he can go **** John Madden for all I care.
Oh, and I may have been being a bit facetious...
Belichick and Shanahan play mind games with each other all the time. It's one of the better rivalries in the NFL. Shanahan just happened to win this time.
Also, someone called Belichick and Pioli "Biloi" in here. Don't critisize what we call our coach when your brain trust sounds like a product of Chef Boyardee.
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