Sources: Belichick Might Be Witch

[kkpat]

Another ex-employee called Brat Welsh said he has tapes to prove Belichick is a practicing witch. He said he has several tape recordings showing Belichick practicing witchcraft by turning hapless ESPN journalists into donkeys. Brat wants money, book deals, anonymity under witness protection program to reveal his secret tape recordings of Belichick. Several wives of ESPN ex-journalists are suing Belichick for $100 million for depriving them of sexual pleasure by turning their husbands into donkeys. "The donkeys in Boston area are getting more action from our husband-cum-donkeys ", they claimed.

 

[Gwedd]

A witch, eh? Perhaps a notable one, I say!

There is this, from the 1st Century, section 13, of Nostradanus..

Through anger and internal hatreds, the exiles
will hatch a great plot against the king.
Secretly they will place enemies as a threat,
and his own old (adherents) will find sedition against them.

Rocks also float.. well, small ones, really.... heh... :singing:

 

[Patjew]

My favorite part of this thread is the ad for "Wiccan/Pagan E-Books And Spells"! That is perfect.

 

[PatsFanInVa]

Rock on, Gwedd!!!! I LOVE the Nostradamus retrofit game!

Century 1, Quatrain 47:

The speeches of Lake Leman will become angered,
the days will drag out into weeks,
then months, then years, then all will fail.
The authorities will condemn their useless powers.


Is there a Lake Leman in Pennsylvania

PFnV

 

[PatsFanJess]

"Two thumbs up!"
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"A+++++!"
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"An instant classic!"
- Boston Globe

Subversive Propaganda*
- NY Daily News

HAha...agreed! Great post!!!!

 

[Gwedd]

Rock on, Gwedd!!!! I LOVE the Nostradamus retrofit game!

Century 1, Quatrain 47:

The speeches of Lake Leman will become angered,
the days will drag out into weeks,
then months, then years, then all will fail.
The authorities will condemn their useless powers.


Is there a Lake Leman in Pennsylvania

PFnV

There's also this, from 2nd Century, 10th stanza:

Before long all will be set in order,
We will expect a very sinister century,
The state of the masked and solitary ones much changed,
Few will be found who want to be in their place.

I'm sure there's more to be found. A good historian can make anything, however innocuous seem inevitable :rocker:

 

[xmarkd400x]

LOL. Great post. I originally thought it was from the Onion =P

 

[PatsFanInVa]

There's also this, from 2nd Century, 10th stanza:



I'm sure there's more to be found. A good historian can make anything, however innocuous seem inevitable :rocker:

Century IX, 81:

The crafty King will understand his snares
Enemies to assail from three sides:
A strange number tears from hoods,
The grandeur of the translator will come to fail.

okay this one gives us a figure called a crafty King, which sounds like Kraft to me, and a strange number tears from hoods, obviously a reference to the travails of Belichick, bringing forth a grand total of zero emotional reaction.

It could also of course refer to the pickup of Adalius Thomas, whose "strange number" is 96, especially considered in combination with the song title "96 Tears" by ? and the Mysterians.

PFnV

 

[gomezcat]

As much as I hate to inflate your ego, Pfnv, that was a damn funny post.

 

[PatsFanInVa]

As much as I hate to inflate your ego, Pfnv, that was a damn funny post.

Thank you, PUNY MORTAL!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAAHAAAA!!!!