Sorry-have to call caption contest.

[RayClay]

I just looked at this photo on Boston.com again. No comment or explanation.

Looks weird to me. I'll start--

"Ok rook, grab the cabbage off my head. I dare you!!"

Tip of the cabbage to Kids in the hall of course.

 

[borg]

Hey Manny, your supposed to be at Fenway!

 

[MetalBleachers]

There's my pizza dough!

 

[NYPatsFan]

"Let me squeeze them man boobs!"

 

[sieglo]

Damn! That is one ugly-***** hat!!

 

[bakes781]

Meriweather: "Keep the gloves! You obviously need them more than I do. In fact I have a white coat that would go great with them."

 

[mrrhodeisland]

Manrats idea of listening to the Smashing Pumpkins.

 

[NEGoldenAge]

"Tell em' Large Marge sent ya."