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So, Sen. Kerry, what was the joke supposed to be?

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  1. QuiGon

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    Just out of curiousity, Senator Kerry, since you say you "botched" the joke then what was the joke supposed to be as originally read...?

    I guess I shouldn't hold my breath for an answer to that question.
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    If you bothered to read the explanation (though it does seem like the explanation's been changing, but that's another story):
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    Oh sure, anyone can make a mistake like that. Sure, thanks for the explanation, I feel 100% better now, an honest mistake....pull this leg and it plays jinglebells dude.................
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    This is funny.


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    There's a difference between not believing the explanation and pretending there is no explanation. Of course you have a sh!tty sense of sarcasm too so I imagine you knew that.
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    #75 Jersey

    Here are some other new revelations according to the Ace of Spades website:

    Breaking: Adolf Hitler's Last Words? "Tough Room"

    Ted Kennedy: Chappequiddick Intended As Harmless "Pull My Finger" Gag

    Breaking: Saddam Hussein Complains "No One 'Gets' Me"

    Breaking: Scooter Libby Says Plame Disclosure "Just A Knock-Knock Joke Gone Terribly Wrong"

    Accuses Patrick Fitzgerald of "prosecutorial misconduct" as well as "refusing to play along with the gag."

    Breaking: Mainstream Media Claims 40 Years Of Biased Liberal Coverage "Meant As First Draft Of Jazz-Rock Update of The HMS Pinafore"

    Breaking: O.J. Simspon's New Book Claims Murders Were "Performance Art Misinterpreted By Critics"
    —Ace
    Says "all shows need a few weeks to work out the kinks."

    Breaking: Bill Clinton Says Entirety of Deposition In Paula Jones Case "Intended As Elaborate Pun About George Bush's Intelligence"
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    Suddenly remembers perjured deposition was "just me doin' schtick" and declares "A man shouldn't get impeached just because Ken Starr doesn't 'get' wordplay and palindromes."

    Breaking: James Webb Says "Penis In Mouth" Passage Intended As "Critique of Unilateralist Neocon Foreign Policy"
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    Claims he has "written notes" for early draft of novel demonstrating this intent, but refuses to provide them to the press. "I don't show work in progress," he said.

    Then he grabbed a Cambodian boy and gave him a rusty trumpet.

    Breaking: George Allen Claims "Macaca" Slur "Intended As A Joke About President Bush"
    —Ace
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    okay....

    The president is uneducated in the subject of History. If you study hard and do your homework, you'd know that Iraq was a clusterflunk. You also know to get all of your research together and come up with the best strategy, not cherry-pick intel to 'make a case' for a preemptive strike on a soverign country.

    The president got us 'stuck in iraq'
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    Here's Bush making light of missing WMDs in Iraq:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dc40lUpql10

    Pretty funny joke. Sends 3000 soldiers to their deaths because he relied on bad intelligence and lies, but to him it's one big joke. At any rate, only posting this to expose the right-wing hypocrisy.
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    Deflect, deflect, redirect, redirect, pay no attention to that man behind the curtain, deflect, deflect...
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    The only deflection is you continually saying "deflect".
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    In the end this will blow over and not mean much - except it'll end the chance of this stupid piece of crap getting the (D) nomination if he were to run again. Maybe the (D)s can actually nominate a good candidte, you never know.

    (that goes for the (R)s too).
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    If it's Clinton v Rice in 2008 I'm moving back to Ukraine.
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    Ha!....save me a ticket!
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    I finally realized he was calling Bush stupid and meaning that he (his policy) is stuck in Iraq. Whatever, Kerry is finished thankfully.
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    BF,

    That takes a big person to saywhat you just said....good call. And I think you are right about Kerry being done, after that mistake....he will not have the support of the Dems in 2008.

    Could be a blessing in disguise for the DEMs though, wouldn't most conservative Republicans drool over Kerry getting the nod again?
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    :singing: The chickens have finally come home to roost with this a$s hole dirt bag Kerry, every military family in the country now hates his guts, he has been trashing the military for over thirty years but there is a good side to it, this rotten Socialist Anti American bastard will never ever run for president again.

    Throw your medals away again you f-cking creep, sail away on your surfboard, I wonder if the sheep in Taxachusetts will send this horse faced bastard back to the senate, they probably will.
    :bricks: Jesus Christ, what next.

    Why is Auntie Pelosi hiding, she must know the effect she has on people when they see her grinning sappy slobbering liberal face.

    Please help us God, defeat these looney batty screwballs, send Pelosi back to the Wino's and degenerates of Frisco. "Oh Blessed Virgin" :bricks:
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    I wonder what Uncle Teddy thinks about all this "Kerry Sh!t" :D :D

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