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  1. Harry Boy

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    Smiling can kill you----:singing:
    These scumbag politicians should all be dead in five years all they do is grin and make believe they're happy, poor old betrayed sh!t on Pant Suit Hillary is the biggest "phony grinner" of them all.

    That Freak, Susan Estrich who was the top Mike Dukakis rump swabber went to a plastic surgeon and had a permanent "lifetime grin" plastered onto her goofy face.

    Now this guy says it will probably kill them.
    http://www.upi.com/NewsTrack/Top_News/2008/05/16/scientist_smiling_can_hurt_your_health/2772/
     
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    There are smiles that make us happy
    There are smiles that make us blue
    There are smiles that steal away the teardrops
    As the sunbeams steal away the dew

    Praise Allah
    God Willing
    Sh!t Mother
    I Can't Dance
     
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    I won't dance, don't ask me
    I won't dance, don't ask me
    I won't dance, Madame, with you
    My heart won't let my feet do
    things that they should do

    You know what?, you're lovely
    You know what?, you're so lovely
    And, oh, what you do to me
    I'm like an ocean wave that's bumped on the shore
    I feel so absolutely stumped on the floor

    When you dance, you're charming and you're gentle
    'specially when you do the Continental
    But this feeling isn't purely mental
    For, heaven rest us, I am not asbestos
     
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    Merry Christmas Clyde
    :singing::singing::singing::singing:
     
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    I'm dreaming of a white christmas
    just like the ones we used to know
    we see the trees and holly
    and teddy's passed out in the snow
     
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    Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house

    The whole Kennedy family was drunk as a louse

    Eunice was in the kitchen singing a song

    Uncle Teddy was in the bathroom flinging his dong

    When up on the roof they heard such a clatter

    Uncle Teddy waddled out in the yard to see what was the matter

    Santa Died
     
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    hark the chivas angels sing
    glory to the pant-less king
    gin with tonic
    and rum punch too
    watch uncle teddy play with his ding a ling

    Blitzen fell on Rudolph and broke his nose.
     
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    #75 Jersey

    Hey,
    You guys got any beers left?

    How about some papers?
     
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    #91 Jersey

    .........:rofl::rofl::rofl:

    The whole Kennedy family was drunk as a louse/ how about The whole Kennedy family was drunk yes soused?
     
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