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  1. Harry Boy

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    Jesus H Christ
    America America God Shed His Grace On Thee.

    The Free Condoms the liberal dip sh!ts hand out to the school kids in Washington DC are to friggin small.....:singing::singing:

    I don't know what to say, what are they feeding those kids they must be hung like horses.

    "mommy"
    "yes dear"
    "my condoms to small for my dinky"
    "tell the teacher tomorrow"
    "ok mom"

    Can anybody really blame the Muslims for wanting to kill us.

    News Today
    High school students and college-age adults have been complaining to District officials that the free condoms the city has been offering are not of good enough quality and are too small and that getting them from school nurses is "just like asking grandma or auntie."

    So D.C. officials have decided to stock up on Trojan condoms, including the company's super-size Magnum variety, and they have begun to authorize teachers or counselors, preferably male, to distribute condoms to students if the teachers complete a 30-minute online training course called "WrapMC" -- for Master of Condoms.
    washingtonpost.com
     
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    Well maybe they can donate some of the small ones to you ....you could use them as nipples by putting them on your Pizzano wine bottles :p
     
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    I'd like one of the big ones to put on my head, I wonder if it's just Washington DC that needs "big ones" how about Brattleboro Vermont.

    What other citys need Bigger Condoms........:confused:
     
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    Here's a picture of me Harry Boy

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    Harry's mad. Here they are asking for free Magnum condoms, and he can't find any actually labeled "small."

    Hint: It's really hard to sell a condom labeled "small." So most ahem more modest sizes are assumed to be covered by the "regular" ones.

    Hint for Harry: Below that range, there's a reason God made twist ties and rubber bands.

    This has been a public service announcement.

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    None of my women would let me use condoms.........:D
     
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    So they're adult enough to have sex, but not adult enough to go to the store and buy their own? Wow. Can we make it legal for teachers to tell students to STFU?
     
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    Crazy America
    In the supermarket they ask young people for their ID's to buy tobacco, outside in the supermarket parking lot they're selling heroin to twelve year olds.

    Americans are asked for ID's to buy liquor and tobacco but Loons go nuts if suspected criminals are asked for an ID (illegal aliens)

    Uncle Jeremiah Wright (obama preacher) Once Said
    "God Damn America"
     
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    That's weird, nobody's selling heroin to anybody where I shop. Do you mean in the typical supermarket? Do you even mean in any non-typical supermarket parking lot?

    By contrast, there is tobacco for sale in every supermarket I go to. It's a known carcinogen and is linked to issues like emphysema and heart disease. I should know, I just looked at the surgeon general's warning on my Marlboro Lights (soon to be called something else, I understand, because they're not any lighter.)

    It is not a criminal activity to walk the streets of America regardless of your country of origin; it is, however, a crime to cross the border.

    Beyond that, the AZ law "suspects you of being a criminal" based on your language or appearance. That's fu(ked up.

    So is selling liquor and tobacco to 14-year-olds, by the way.

    There's a method to our madness, old boy.
     

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