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  1. Ricey

    Ricey Rookie

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    MIAMI, FLA (AP) - A seven-year-old Miami boy was at the center
    of a courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court
    ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being
    beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt,
    in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible.


    The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more
    than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge
    then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that
    they also beat him.

    After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that
    domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took
    the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have
    custody of him.

    After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare
    officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Miami Dolphins, whom
    the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.


    :D friend of mines sent it to me via email, wanted to share. ENJOY FOLKS
     
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    chrisfx811 Third String But Playing on Special Teams

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    Funny, but I heard this as a Notre Dame joke a couple weeks ago.
     
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    ALP Veteran Starter w/Big Long Term Deal

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    HA HA HA, that was funny
     
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    godef In the Starting Line-Up

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    Old, old joke. So old it used to be about the Patriots.
     
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