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I'm guessing Wes isn't wearing cleats here. . . . :)

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I hear Reiss is a direct descendant of Froddo Baggins.
 
An inch taller than Chris Gasper?
 
Want to See him standing next to Solder.
 
Danny Woodhead needs to stand on a chair to look him eye to eye. :p
 
I was thinking the same thing after watching this. Check Reiss out next to kicker Stephen Gostkowski @ 1:00: Gostkowski Videos - ESPN
 
Journalistically, he's a giant. ;)
 
Probably 5.5ft
 
I was standing next to him at Whole Foods Legacy Place last year. He has to be about 5 2" Bilbo Baggins for sure
 
I'm guessing Wes isn't wearing cleats here. . . . :)

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This may come as a shock to many Patsfans readers but there ARE many people shorter than 5' 9". Really! I'm not kidding!
 
I always expected him to be quite tall until I saw an interview with him on the Patriots website and was shocked!

Maybe someone should tweet him and ask how tall he is!
 
I hate all of you tall people thinking you're so superior because you can reach things on the top shelf without a stool.

Guess what? I don't have to bend down as far to pick something up when I drop it.

And I laugh when tall people smack their heads going down the basement steps all the time. I laugh at you!

I can do jumping jacks under the doorway and my dome is safe.

5'5 and proud of it! (Or at least not humiliatingly embarrassed.)
 
I hate all of you tall people thinking you're so superior because you can reach things on the top shelf without a stool.

Guess what? I don't have to bend down as far to pick something up when I drop it.

And I laugh when tall people smack their heads going down the basement steps all the time. I laugh at you!

I can do jumping jacks under the doorway and my dome is safe.

5'5 and proud of it! (Or at least not humiliatingly embarrassed.)

Hey guys!
Woodhead posts here!!!
 
yeah well, I'm 6'5', hell, everyone seems short to me :D
 
According to Sexy Rexy's wife ...he is taller than his toe....

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I'm 5'5 also :D

It is pretty annoying sometimes when playing sports and most girls are taller than me which is pretty embarrassing lol I'm 19 by the way
 
Hey..it allows you to sneak up behind them easier when they cant see you .....


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