Semi-OT: Brady, Jr.'s position :)

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  1. ctpatsfan77

    ctpatsfan77 Supporter Supporter

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    I know some of us have our hearts set on Brady, Jr., being the next great Patriots QB, but just an interesting little bit of food for thought:

    A child's height can be fairly accurately predicted on the basis of his or her parents' heights.

    Using those formulas suggests that there's a 90% chance that Brady, Jr. will be between 6'0" and 6'8". :eek:

    In other words . . . don't be surprised if he turns out a little more like this: :D
  2. fleabassist1

    fleabassist1 In the Starting Line-Up

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    He's going to be a mastermind of the game and learn for his Godparent, BB and will one day become the greatest football couch in the history of the world
  3. Fixit

    Fixit Experienced Starter w/First Big Contract

    Is "Lucky Bastard" a position?
  4. primetime

    primetime Experienced Starter w/First Big Contract

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    Which would make him around 6'4"... the same height as Tom.

    I think he'll end up as a baseball player.
  5. PatsFanInVa

    PatsFanInVa Supporter Supporter

    I predict an early flameout due to sequelae of an Oedipus complex to beat the band.

    The kid is cursed. Cursed, I tell ya!

    BUT... based on the stats you cited... wouldn't he be more likely to turn out like this?

    Just sayin'... it is well known that The OC is the Bizarro World Tom Brady.

  6. PatsFanInVa

    PatsFanInVa Supporter Supporter

    Actually the greated football couch in the history of the world is this big overstuffed yet reclining faux leather model I had upon achieving my divorce from my first wife.

    For those who believe that Tim Couch was actually the greatest football couch in the history of the world, I must point out that the couch I refer to was more mobile, and held on to the ball, or anything else that fell between the pillows. Especially remotes. Which, to bring this full circle, Tim Couch must have a lot of experience with these days.

  7. RayClay

    RayClay Hall of Fame Poster

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    It was at first assumed Bridget was going to wait for a natural birth, but later reports indicate Brady Jr. was indeed a split end.:)
    Last edited: Aug 24, 2007
  8. PatsFanInVa

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    Bridget, the Marques Colston of supermodels: started out a tight end, then got split out wide.

    That's our Tommy... never too maniacally enthusiastic because he scored, he's in it for the whole ballgame.

    (waiting for the local moralists to tell me what an ***** he was for leaving her)... again.

  9. Fixit

    Fixit Experienced Starter w/First Big Contract

    Hey, everyone knows that a child of unmarried parents will grow up to worship the Devil and park in handicapped spaces.
  10. FreeTedWilliams

    FreeTedWilliams I'm no Mona Lisa Vito.... Supporter

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    Lucky little guy gets to breastfeed from Bridget!!!!!!, I wonder if he could get Giesel to...............nevermind.
  11. PatsFanInVa

    PatsFanInVa Supporter Supporter

    I still draw the line when you start talking fourth trimester dude.

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