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Scumbag knew that other scumbag was indeed a bag of scum

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  1. gomezcat

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    Sources close to Mr A. Scumbag indicated that he knew that Mr B. Scumbag had indeed been having "relations" with an orang utan prior to invading Switzerland.

    Mr B.Scumbag was jailed for a 100 Billion years for knowing that Switzerland "did not actually make clocks anymore". He had invaded Switzerland, alleging that clocks "were the terrorists' main weapon in the fight against Truth, Freedom, the American Way and Mom's Apple Pie" and that terrorists were using cuckoo clocks to scare old folks to death. This turned out to be completely untrue.

    Sources also claim that the Mr A. Scumbag knew that liberals were "planning to turn everyone in the world gay" and were teaching "abortion as being worthy of God and the only true way to deal with conception". Furthermore, Mr B. Scumbag was guilty of colluding with liberals' "adopt an Iraqi freedom fighter" campaign.
     
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    sdaniels7114 Experienced Starter w/First Big Contract

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    Well, at least Mr B Scumbag can take some solace in the fact that he's never forced a feline and a piece of citrus rind into an unnatural coupling. That has to be worth something.
     
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