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  1. Harry Boy

    Harry Boy Look Up, It's Amazing PatsFans.com Supporter

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    Priest said his car took control of itself then ran into a bunch of Churchgoers killing one old lady.
    I tell you to beware, Satan is among us one only has to watch Auntie Pelosi suck her teeth to realize that we are all in grave danger, Maddona & Michael Jackson rubbing their crotches in front of thousands of screaming teen agers was one of the first signs that Satan has started his war against Jesus Christ God, lock your doors.

    News Today (Jesus Saves)
    Parishioner Angela Thomas, who helped tend to the injured, said the priest told her the car accelerated by itself.

    "He told me the accelerator of his car went on its own and he could not stop the car," she said. "He's just the sweetest priest and a wonderful man. He's in shock. He's just devastated." Holy Sh!t.
    Retired Pa. Priest Hits Churchgoers, 1 Dies - cbs3.com
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    My idea of Heaven is a solid white nightclub with me as a headliner for all eternity, and they LOVE me
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    That's a good one!

    A lying POS priest blaming anything but himself...WOW! STOP THE PRESSES!

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