Salisbury Cracks On Clayton

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  1. sebman2112

    sebman2112 In the Starting Line-Up

    Sean Salisbury and John Clayton had a little back and fourth going over QB's. Here's a paraphrase from part of their convo:

    Salisbury - "If you're a good QB you should be able to fit into any System"

    Clayton - "What system were you good in?"

    Salisbury - "I wasn't good in any system because I stunk, I know one thing though you were there handing me towels when I got off the field!"
     
    Last edited: Sep 19, 2007
  2. scout

    scout Veteran Starter w/Big Long Term Deal

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    Great post.
     
  3. DonBlackmon55

    DonBlackmon55 2nd Team Getting Their First Start

    B-itch Slapped. Dooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwhhhhhhhh
     
  4. Kdo5

    Kdo5 Experienced Starter w/First Big Contract

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    LMFAO!

    Clayton owned Salisbury temporarily then Salisbury owned Clayton big time. :D

    Good stuff.
     
  5. Pats Fanatic

    Pats Fanatic PatsFans.com Supporter PatsFans.com Supporter

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    I missed that one becouse I don't watch that pathetic ESPN anymore. After last week no thanks but this sounded good.
     
  6. LoveDemPats

    LoveDemPats Third String But Playing on Special Teams

    I watch Clayton because I hate him so much. Isn't that wierd??

    I watch his pointy chin, as he emphasizes every fifth word, and uses his boney little puppet hands and arms to further make his point. The dude makes my skin crawl, but it is like watching a wierd bug baking away on a 200watt light bulb. I simply can't turn away.

    When he is done speaking, I always shake my head in further hatred. But, the next time he has a little video on the website, I click on it. Just to see if he will again excentuate the fifth word again.

    Yikes right?

    Do I need help? Probably. But Clayton surely is some kind of anti-christ or something bad right? I think that he is really powerful too. To me, he is Elsworth Toohey to a T. But, that is just me.
     
  7. Krugman

    Krugman Rotational Player and Threatening Starter's Job

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    Salisbury (sp?) and Clayton had a similiar argument last week,Salisbury was defending BB,Clayton saying it was a huge infraction,then they started the "player vs non-player"stuff,Salibury punked him then also.Clayton looks like the geek everyone made fun of in school.
     
  8. BoTown

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    Salisbury strikes me as the kind of guy you'd like to have a few beers with. Clayton is just a dorkface f*ck. I like Salisbury.
     
  9. OhExaulted1

    OhExaulted1 In the Starting Line-Up

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    That's hilarious. Great analogy!
     
  10. The more that I listen, the more that I like him... for the most part. He actually is pretty decent.
     
  11. primetime

    primetime Experienced Starter w/First Big Contract

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    As long as he doesn't send you a picture message on your cellphone, you forgot to add.
     
  12. BoTown

    BoTown In the Starting Line-Up

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    Yup, that's why I only said "a few" beers. Plus I'm a guy so I would hope he wouldn't plan on showing me his ****.
     
    Last edited: Sep 19, 2007
  13. Gwedd

    Gwedd PatsFans.com Supporter PatsFans.com Supporter

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    Fellers,

    Clayton always reminded me of that cartoon dog "Mr. Peabody" on the old "Rocky & Bullwinkle"show. The dog was this super-intelligent geek dog with a time machine called the "Way Back Machine".

    Everytime Clayton starts speaking, he has the same style voice as Mr. Peabody, and it just cracks me up. I can never listen to what he has to say because I keep seeing him as that dog. :rolleyes:

    respects,
     
  14. bradmahn

    bradmahn In the Starting Line-Up

    My mom swears that the illustrators for Spongebob crafted Spongebob's grandmother after Mr. John Clayton. I've started to think the same thing.
     
  15. DaBruinz

    DaBruinz Pats, B's, Sox PatsFans.com Supporter

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    I don't know what is worse. The fact that you watch SpongeBob or the fact that you mother watches it also.

    Spongebob was banned in my house by my wife, thank the lord.
     
  16. bradmahn

    bradmahn In the Starting Line-Up

    If you haven't watched Spongebob you don't know the thinly veiled adult humour.
     
  17. alamo

    alamo praedica numerum! PatsFans.com Supporter

    Salisbury and Clayton have been going at each other for years, I have to believe it's part of their act. But they obviously enjoy it so it comes off as fun.
     
  18. DarrylS

    DarrylS PatsFans.com Supporter PatsFans.com Supporter

    Time to step into the way back machine..

    John Clayton reminds me of Mr. Peepers...
     
  19. tuckeverlasting

    tuckeverlasting In the Starting Line-Up

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    the geeks at espn i can't stand are john clayton, colon cowturd and doug gottlieb. the guys at espn i do like are buccigross, jaws, salisbury, gammons, ravech.
     
  20. CTPatsFan

    CTPatsFan Rotational Player and Threatening Starter's Job

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    John Clayton gesticulating:
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