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  1. Real World

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    This is for all of you conspiracy theorists. I figured you'd like this. Seems Iraqi's and some posters in here have some things in common. :D


    http://iraqpundit.blogspot.com/2007/02/saddam-was-not-executed.html


    "Saddam Was Not Executed"

    Want to do a little light reading while waiting for news about the Baghdad crackdown? If so, I have a likely title for you. It's a new Arabic-language volume, hot off the press, entitled, Saddam Was Not Executed, and according to this account, it spends 365 pages arguing that Iraq hanged a Saddam double. The book, whose thesis was completely predictable to anyone who follows the twisted byways of Arab conspiracism, was reportedly the hottest title at the recent Cairo Book Fair, the premier annual showcase for Arab publishing. Indeed, according to the Al-Arabiya news channel, this febrile work supposedly outsold all the legitimate works available at the fair, from the classic works of Nobel-winning novelist Naguib Mahfouz to the new sexy potboilers.
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    And the advantage of the conspiracy is that it sooooooooooooooo outrageous, no one but the smart ones will believe it.


    neo-con alien (gasp the horror) shot kennedy!!!!!!!!!!!!
    The Jewish lobby controls the government!
    the government was in on 9-11
    Bush gave nukes to Iran so we can use it as a pre-text to war!!!!!

    I guess I now know why tabloids make so much $$$$$. :D
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    did someone say conspiracy!?

    everyone knows Saddam hussein is still alive, he produced the 1st Nora Jones album...and just finished shooting Usher's new video.
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    If you play the Dixie Chicks latest CD backwards you will here clearly....

    Sadaam is alive....Sadaam is alive...miss him....miss him.....

    Anyone remember the Beatles? :singing:
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    Weren't they that chic group that sang an Egyptian song of some sort?


    :p
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    What are you talking about?? NEM is really John Lennon.


    All we are saying, .... is GIVE PEACE A CHANCE ... !!




    :woohoo:
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    Hitler is still alive, he's 106 years old, he lives in Hampton Beach NH and still rides a bike.
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    Hey, go easy. My parents live in NH.



    :D
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    Thats actually true...there is an airbursh t-shirt shop there. Hitler hangs out in the back and fires down cigarettes....all the while spewing his views on global domination while stuffing down fried dough after fried dough. He is actually quite funny, but whatever you do....DON'T mention art school to him, he loses his freakin' MIND when you do that.
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    All of you idiots take Merck's drugs 2 the HILT...

    Have you ever compared the "dental plan" of IRAQ????

    You do your research stupid sheep...

    DO IT!!!!

    Come back here when you're done, and tell me that there is only 1 Saddam.

    Prove me wrong with "proof"...

    Come on... you have to be better than this sh!te...
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    "those wuz JOKES!"
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    "Mommy"
    "Yes dear"
    "Who's that man"
    "Thats Saddam dear"
    "I thought that was Saddam over there"
    "Yes dear, that's Saddam too"
    "But you said the man that opened the door was Saddam"
    "It was dear"
    "Hi my name is Saddam may I help you"
    "No thank you we're waiting for my husband"
    "Here comes Daddy Mom, Daddy looks like Saddam Mom"
    "Daddy is Saddam dear"
    "Hi Dad"
    "I'm not your father kid, I'm Saddam, thats your father over there"
    "No it's not that's Saddam"
    "Mom, isn't this guy Daddy"
    "No dear that's Saddam"
    "F-ck you Mom, I want to go home"
    "Saddam, Saddam here we are over here"

    WHEN YOU WORE A TULIP
    A BIG YELLOW TULIP
    AND I WORE A BIG RED ROSE
    :bricks:
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    That last batch of meth came out pretty pure eh, Harry?
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    #61 Jersey

    If this is true, how did they get the body double to go along with it? You'd think he would scream, "No! I'm not Saddam! I'm a body double!"
    Last edited: Feb 13, 2007
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    I posted it as a crack at the conspiracy theorists who believe 9/11 was an inside job.

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