Run for Your Lives: He's Spawning!!!!!!!!

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  1. shmessy

    shmessy Maude Staff Member PatsFans.com Supporter

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    From today's Bostonsportsmedia.com:

    "By the way, congratulations are in order for Borges, who revealed on the WBCN Patriots Pregame show on Friday night that he is going to be a father."
     
  2. PATSNUTme

    PATSNUTme Paranoid Homer Moderator Staff Member PatsFans.com Supporter

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    So, he finally found out that he can do more than just pee with it? I don't think so.

    I think we should look into this. Who is the source of this information? Who is the woman that would marry Wrong Borges? Would any woman actually go through the mating ritual with him?

    There is much more to this story than what he is telling. That is just his spiin. Why doesn't he hold a press conference to get these questions answered? What is his trying to hide?
     
  3. shmessy

    shmessy Maude Staff Member PatsFans.com Supporter

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    Patsnutme wrote: "Who is the woman that would marry Wrong Borges? Would any woman actually go through the mating ritual with him?"
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    Answer: "Ladies and Gentleman, introducing Ron and Aurora Faye Borges!"
     
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  4. maverick4

    maverick4 Banned

    I can't wait for his kid to grow a little older, read some of his dad's old columns, and proclaim him an idiot.

    I give it 10 years.

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  5. PromisedLand

    PromisedLand Virtual Internet Person

    I just feel sorry for the kid altogether. Can you imagine having Mr. Negative for a father?
     
  6. maverick4

    maverick4 Banned

    Exactly.

    It will be hilarious/tragic for the kid when he grows up a HUGE Patriots fan, and then realizes his dad was the biggest Patriots hater during their dynasty.

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  7. shmessy

    shmessy Maude Staff Member PatsFans.com Supporter

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    Don't worry. The baby room is already painted silver and black.
     
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  8. Hoodie

    Hoodie 2nd Team Getting Their First Start

    Clearly a joke. No self respecting woman would allow that man within ten yards for her.
     
  9. Tunescribe

    Tunescribe PatsFans.com Supporter PatsFans.com Supporter

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    Rumor has it that she was purchased from a poor family in India. If this isn't true, we can only hope the child is adopted. Any kid inheriting Borges' looks has a huge problem from day one.
     
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  10. fgssand

    fgssand PatsFans.com Supporter PatsFans.com Supporter

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    Are you kidding me?? Isn't he like 60 years old or something? Way too old to be starting a family, he won't make it to his kids grammer school graduation...poor kid.
     
  11. Slagathor

    Slagathor 2nd Team Getting Their First Start

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    I think the mom will be needing a cesarian section if the kid has dad's big, bloated elephant man head.
     
  12. edzo44

    edzo44 PatsFans.com Supporter PatsFans.com Supporter

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    "Ron, however, seemed quite surprised and is blaming Bill Belichick and the New England Patriots for the situation. He expressed his displeasure by personally assaulting 3 wheelchair-ridden handicapped persons (however they all managed to kick his butt)."

    :rolleyes:
     
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  13. Michael

    Michael Moderator Staff Member PatsFans.com Supporter

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