According to Dale Arnold, Lydocane is a topical pain killer that if injected into your butt will do nothing more than make it numb. Its the stuff Dentists smear on your gums before they give you the Novacane. So unless Roger sat on his can of chaw and needed some temporary relief, the Lydocane injection story doesn't make sense. I suppose its inevitable that Wallace, at age 89, is slipping; but when Dale Arnold of all people asks the tough questions and you're the cream puff guy, its time to hang it up.