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  1. TheGodInAGreyHoodie

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    Okay I took some liberties with the title.

    Jets coach Rex Ryan starts series of 'lunch dates' with QB Mark Sanchez | NJ.com

    They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. So I am cool with him stealing ideas from BB.

    But get clue. BB is best known for saying absolutely nothing to the media. You announce every freaking thought that pops into your fat head.
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    defense vs defense on the field ?
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    This sounds like last year where Jabba instituted the Red light Green light system of passing with Sanchize
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    And he should follow it up with some Revis Malt Liquor.
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    He's also gonna get the team to huddle together to start the 4th quarter and deliver a teary eyed, passionate speech...


    ...Only his speech is going to be about quarter pounders, and stopping the Hamburglar.
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    Maybe he should try stealing winning.
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    Is it me, or does this guy have a seriously unhealthy obsession with BB? It's so far beyond "in his head", it's a little creepy. BB is not just in Sexy Rexy's head, he's in his entire existence.

    This Jets team has "train wreck waiting to happen" written all over it.
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    No he has a healthy obsession with BB.

    If I was a head coach in the NFL, every time I had to make a decision I would ask myself three questions:

    1) What would Bill Belichick do in this situation?
    2) What would Don Shula do in this situation?
    3) What would Vince Lombardi do in this situation?

    Then go with the majority vote.
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    He was hired to beat BB. Everything else is irrelevant. All other games are simply practice til they meet again.
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    LOL...and well know how well THAT went!
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    I don't understand what film study with the QB has to do with lunch. But then again, Jabba Wrecks probably has several lunches throughout a day, so chances are most team activities for him involve lunch. In-between are the goddamn snacks.
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    He probably eats like a hobbit. 10 meals per day, one every other hour. :D
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    Nailed it. I was just going to say that for Rex, lunch comes after elevensies, which comes after morning snack, which comes after second breakfast...and so forth.
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    ^That is where he's going wrong.

    Do you think Belichick has people skills? Absolutely not.

    Do you think Belichick/Brady have a father/son relation? No. More of a teacher/student relation (atleast when Brady was developing).

    Rex is trying to be too chummy with his players. He'd rather be well-liked than to win games. Belichick was that kid in class studying every nuance, acing every test and preparing for the next year before it even started. Rex is that class clown goofing off throwing paper air planes in class. No matter how hard Ryan tries, he'll never be anything close to Belichick.
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    The bold is the only part I disagree with. BB has good people skills, but since the Media aren't people, he doesn't need to use those skills with them. :rocker:
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    I saw this on Townie News and couldn't stop laughing.........

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    Rex Ryan to have Sanchez for lunch. Whats for desert Lt?
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    With some fava beans and a nice Zima?
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    Hard Knocks is doing a special on this.....

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    FWIW, he did outcoach BB the first time the teams met this year.
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