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Rex Ryan Guarantees Super Bowl Title for Jets' Next Season

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    INDIANAPOLIS -- Say this for Rex Ryan:

    Back-to-back losses in the AFC championship game may not have been easy on the New York Jets' coach, but they have done nothing to diminish his confidence.

    They haven't quieted him at all, either.

    Ryan, entering his third season as the Jets' coach, said on Thursday he is doing more this season than just hoping to win a Super Bowl in February 2012, and he said he's doing more than talking about it, too.

    He's guaranteeing it. That's right: guarantee.

    "I believe this is the year we're going to win the Super Bowl," Ryan said during a press conference at the 2011 NFL Scouting Combine, being held this week at Lucas Oil Stadium in downtown Indianapolis.

    "I thought we'd win it the first two years. I guarantee we'll win it this year."


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    I really hope this season doesn't get canceled to the CBA... because then, no matter what the Jets do after it comes back, Rex will just say until the end of time that they WOULD have won that year, had there been a season.
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    You know, Im really starting to believe that Rex aint so stupid with these predictions.

    When his guarantees dont pan out, everybody will be writing the Jets off.

    Then, Rex can play the Jets vs the World card in that nobody thinks we can win it all. Self made disrespect just like Jabba did vs the Pats running his piehole about Brady and Belichick, but Welker turned out to be the bad guy.
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    In related news. I went to the bathroom and dropped a little Rexy out that will eventually make it's way to the Chesapeake Bay.
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    It's just stupid to guarantee something as unlikely as a championship. Even the best teams ever assembled have less than a 50%. Injuries, luck, timing, all of that stuff is a factor.

    Guaranteeing a win in any given game? Pointless, but at least it has some plausibility. Guaranteeing a championship? Unless this is the NBA, you are just talking out of that other hole.
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    This shouldn't surprise anyone, rex being rex.....
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    What kind of a guarantee is it? Do we get all our feet messaged if they don't win it?
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    :blahblah::blahblah::blahblah::blahblah::blahblah::blahblah: I wana see him make it to the AFCCG Three years in a row.
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    *** Yawn ***

    Is this going to be an annual event now? He's like the Coach Who Cried Wolf - after a few years of this, nobody is even listening any more.

    I understood this when he first came on board; the team had a losing culture, confidence needed to be built up, he shielded the players by becoming the story himself, bla bla bla.

    Now it just seems stupid. He's 0-2 so far in his pre-season predictions. Is he going to keep predicting this for the rest of his career, so that one day in the distant future when he accidentally wins one, he can shove it in all of our faces ("See!?!? I TOLD you!!!!!)?
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    At this point, he can say anything.He's been a thorn to the pats.:(This team needs to start winning games come the playoffs.I could care less about winning the division.
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    Your spam folder messaged?

    Certainly, it's the right question. Is this a guarantee or a "guarantee"? Welcome to JetsWorld -- the Internet Viagra of the NFL.
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    Tommy: Let's think about this for a sec, Ted. Why would somebody put a guarantee on a box? Hmmm, very interesting.
    Ted Nelson, Customer: Go on, I'm listening.
    Tommy: Here's the way I see it, Ted. Guy puts a fancy guarantee on a box 'cause he wants you to feel all warm and toasty inside.
    Ted Nelson, Customer: Yeah, makes a man feel good.
    Tommy: 'Course it does. Why shouldn't it? Ya figure you put that little box under your pillow at night, the Guarantee Fairy might come by and leave a quarter, am I right, Ted?
    [chuckles until he sees that Ted is not laughing]
    Ted Nelson, Customer: [impatiently] What's your point?
    Tommy: The point is, how do you know the fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer? "Building model airplanes" says the little fairy; well, we're not buying it. He sneaks into your house once, that's all it takes. The next thing you know, there's money missing off the dresser, and your daughter's knocked up. I seen it a hundred times.
    Ted Nelson, Customer: But why do they put a guarantee on the box?
    Tommy: Because they know all they sold ya was a guaranteed piece of ****. That's all it is, isn't it? Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will. I got spare time. But for now, for your customer's sake, for your daughter's sake, ya might wanna think about buying a quality product from me.
    Ted Nelson, Customer: [pause] Okay, I'll buy from you.
    Tommy: Well, that's...
    Tommy, Richard Hayden: ...What?




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    hmmm
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    The guy loves setting his players up for a big fall doesn't he?
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    It's the idea of the Ponzi Scheme -- so long as everything is expanding, it's all good!
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    Wow, Cryin Ryan needs to lay off those twinkies. Its getting to his head!
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    Epic.

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    I think it's more like the Martingale system. This is a gambling "system" where you bet some amount of money on black on the roulette wheel -- let's say $100. If you win, great. You leave. If you lose, you double your bet. If you lose, you double it again. You keep doing that until you win, and you're back to even.

    It's a great system if, but only if, you have unlimited money and there is no house limit.

    Rex has the equivlent of unlimited money and no house limit. He just keeps doubling down. What's the down side? Eventually, he'll either be right or he'll retire.
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    Rex, are you sure you're not remaking"GROUNDHOG DAY"?? It's like when Berman on ESPN use to pick Bills v Niners every year in SB. you throw enough crap at a wall something going to stick. Earlier poster states "what's
    in it for the rest of us when it doesn't happen(lmao!!) Last "guarantee" that I remember coming out of NY that stuck was Messier '94 against Devils, then when out and scored 3 goals. So shut up, win a division 1st then worry about SB!
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    Fixed that.
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