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  1. All_Around_Brown

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    GEORGE W. BUSH
    1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
    Washington, DC 20520



    EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE:

    Law Enforcement:

    I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine, in 1976 for
    driving under the influence of alcohol. I pled
    guilty, paid a fine, and had my driver's license
    suspended for 30 days. My Texas driving record has
    been "lost" and is not available.



    Military:

    I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL.
    I refused to take a drug test or answer any questions
    about my drug use. By joining the Texas Air National
    Guard, I was able to avoid combat duty in Vietnam.



    College:

    I graduated from Yale University with a low C average.
    I was a cheerleader.



    PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:

    I ran for U.S. Congress and lost. I began my career
    in the oil business in Midland, Texas, in 1975. I
    bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in
    Texas. The company went bankrupt shortly after I sold
    all my stock. I bought the Texas Rangers baseball
    team in a sweetheart deal that took land using
    taxpayer money. With the help of my father and our
    friends in the oil industry (including Enron CEO, Ken
    Lay), I was elected governor of Texas.



    ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR OF TEXAS

    I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and oil
    companies, making Texas the most polluted state in the
    Union. During my tenure, Houston replaced Los Angeles
    as the most smog-ridden city in America. I cut taxes
    and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the tune of
    billions in borrowed money.

    I set the record for the most executions by any
    governor in American history. With the help of my
    brother, the governor of Florida, and my father's
    appointments to the Supreme Court, I became President
    after losing by over 500,000 votes.



    ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:

    I am the first President in U.S. history to enter
    office with a criminal record.

    I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing
    cost of over one billion dollars per week.

    I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively bankrupted
    the U.S. Treasury.

    I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit
    in U.S. history.

    I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies
    filed in any 12-month period.

    I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a
    12-month period.

    I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the
    history of the U.S. stock market.

    In my first year in office, over 2 million Americans
    lost their jobs and that trend continues every month.

    I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the
    richest of any administration in U.S. history. My
    "poorest millionaire," Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron
    oil tanker named after her.

    I set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips
    by a U.S. President.

    I am the all-time U.S. and world record-holder for
    receiving the most corporate campaign donations.

    My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one of
    my best friends, Kenneth Lay, presided over the
    largest corporate bankruptcy fraud in U.S. History,
    Enron.

    My political party used Enron private jets and
    corporate attorneys to assure my success with the U.S.
    Supreme Court during my election decision.

    I have protected my friends at Enron and Halliburton
    against investigation or prosecution. More time and
    money was spent investigating the Monica Lewinsky
    affair than has been spent investigating one of the
    biggest corporate rip-offs in history.

    I presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S.
    history and refused to intervene when corruption
    involving the oil industry was revealed.

    I presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S.
    history.

    I changed the U.S. policy to allow convicted criminals
    to be awarded government contracts.

    I appointed more convicted criminals to administration
    than any President in U.S. history.

    I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the
    largest bureaucracy in the history of the United
    States government.

    I've broken more international treaties than any
    President in U.S. history.

    I am the first President in U.S. history to have the
    United Nations remove the U.S. from the Human Rights
    Commission.

    I withdrew the U.S. from the World Court of Law.

    I refused to allow inspector's access to U.S.
    "prisoners of war" detainees and thereby have refused
    to abide by the Geneva Convention.

    I am the first President in history to refuse United
    Nations election inspectors (during the 2002 U.S.
    election).

    I set the record for fewest numbers of press
    conferences of any President since the advent of
    television.

    I set the all-time record for most days on vacation in
    any one-year period. After taking off the entire month
    of August, I presided over the worst security failure
    in U.S. history.

    I garnered the most sympathy for the U.S. after the
    World Trade Center attacks and less than a year later
    made the U.S. the most hated country in the world, the
    largest failure of diplomacy in world history.

    I have set the all-time record for most people
    worldwide to simultaneously protest me in public
    venues (15 million people), shattering the record for
    protests against any person in the history of mankind.

    I am the first President in U.S. history to order an
    unprovoked, pre-emptive attack and the military
    occupation of a sovereign nation. I did so against
    the will of the United Nations, the majority of U.S.
    citizens, and the world community.

    I have cut health care benefits for war veterans and
    support a cut in duty benefits for active duty troops
    and their families -- in wartime.

    In my State of the Union Address, I lied about our
    reasons for attacking Iraq and then blamed the lies on
    our British friends.

    I am the first President in history to have a majority
    of Europeans (71% ) view my presidency as the biggest
    threat to world peace and security.

    I am supporting development of a nuclear "Tactical
    Bunker Buster," a WMD.

    I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to bring
    Osama Bin Laden to justice.



    RECORDS AND REFERENCES:

    All records of my tenure as governor of Texas are now
    in my father's library, sealed and unavailable for
    public view.

    All records of SEC investigations into my insider
    trading and my bankrupt companies are sealed in
    secrecy and unavailable for public view.

    All records or minutes from meetings that I, or my
    Vice-President, attended regarding public energy
    policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for
    public review.


    And just because its Father's Day, his dad is a big time prick too.
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    I am frankly surprised he got a C average in Yale.

    With his inferior mental capacity and poor command of basic English, I would have expected D average at most.

    His "C" certainly reinforces the fact that there is "grade inflation" in the Ivy schools.


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    I thought that's what Skull and Bones is all about. Hardcore sex and drugs.

    Explains alot.
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    #37 Jersey

    Another left wing circle jerk, I bet NEM puts it in AAB's eye.
  5. All_Around_Brown

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    I see your age matches your IQ.
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    Harry Boy Look Up, It's Amazing PatsFans.com Supporter

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    Is having an affair with a Homosexual bad, why are you Bush Haters making it look as though Bush did a horrible thing by having an affair with a Homosexual, another of our Presidents had several affairs with "Women" and you all thought that was great, you laughed and twittered and said "oh everybody does it" you fawned and gushed "oh it's only sex" oh gee gosh goo goo ga ga, isn't Bill cute when he bites his lip" and another great line from the democrat saps, "oh, if his wife don't care why should we" and "boys will be boys".

    Now you say Bush had an affair with a Homosexual, you make it sound as though he was f-cking a German Shepard, what is wrong with a Homosexual?

    You Homophobic bastards.

    Homosexuals are just as good as Women :rocker:
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