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  1. Harry Boy

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    Bush is going to have a Colonoscopy, while he is sedated Dick Cheney will be the President Of The United States Of America.

    It will be for at least 3 or 4 hours, if the Muslims attack us during this period Cheney will blow the whole
    f-cking world up :singing:
     
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    Bush must be a pretty big *******, colonoscopies usually last for no more than an hour.. remember yours Harry??
     
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    Okay...so we are attacking Iran on Saturday.

    Who wants to take bets?
     
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    I think he'll execute Bush first.
     
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    I wonder if they'll find Rush or O'Rielly up there. Maybe not. The probe probably doesn't reach that far. Maybe Tony Blair.
     
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    First they'll have to remove Chaney's hand it's been makeing George's lips move for seven years.
     
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    No, first they'll have to pull Bush's head out, then they can remove Cheney's hand.
     
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    There's bound to be a few hanging chads tucked away up there too. Perhaps a certain military record and a couple of drunk driving arrest reports that have all gone missing will turn up.
     
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    I just had another thought.....

    Cheney Pardon's Bush with a preemptive pardon.
     
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    Yea, I had one, the news said that he will be out of service for more thean the hour though, something to do with the sedation............Do they let Cheney sit in the Oval Office and play with all the
    "President Sh!t", maybe he can get an Intern in there to give him a quick blow job :singing: :singing:
     
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    If he wants but he'll probably stay in his bunker. He feels safer down there. As far as the interns go, their afraid they LOSE FACE if they were left alone with chaney.
     
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    All I know is that if I was President for an hour I'd go for a ride on Air Force 1. There's a couple of AF Generals at the controls, if they can't loop de loop that sucker no one can. I'd also take a shower, just because it would be cool to take a shower at 35k and 600mph. Not while the plane was doing aerobatics though, that's just stupid. AF1 is almost certainly the only plane that could buzz the Capitol building without getting shot down. So we'd have to do that too.
     
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    What about the VP's AF2? Won't its crew be hurt if he ditches them for AF1?

    Actually, if the VP is the acting president, wouldn't his normally AF2 plane become AF1, since AF1 is a callsign for any Air Force plane that's carrying the president at the moment?
     
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    It's about time, the guy was so full of sh!t that even Cheney told him he was stinking up the place.
     
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    STINK, Thats for sure Chaney has stink hand,from haveing it up bush's azz for so long the smell might never come off. :D
     
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    You guys are too funny. Some of the responses are hillarious!

    BTW, any chance Cheney gets around to nuking the ME before GW gets back? We can dream can't we? :D
     
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    isn't it "stinkpalm"?
     
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    do you often dream about such a scenario? wake up all refreshed, do ya?
     
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    They're military officers who've risen to one level below the very best, I'm sure they'd get over a small slight like that without crying.

    I'm pretty sure that's right. Even if Cheney was puttering around in a Piper Cub circa 1943, he'd still be puttering around in Air Force 1 (while Bush was getting probed anyway) Still, if you have a chance at the brass ring, you have to take it. It would be the actual airplane used by Bush and its top flight crew for me.
     
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    The thought of "Bush getting probed" :eek: is nowhere the thought of "bush getting probed" :woohoo: .
     

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