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President Bush's Bowel Movement Last Tuesday

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  1. Harry Boy

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    My sources (Harry's Legitimate Sources) have just E-Mailed me the following news, Jesus H Christ:
    GW Bush got out of bed at 5:00 AM last Tuesday morning and had a Bowel Movement, in the White House, soon thereafter 1,203 Porcupines dropped dead in the State of Arizona. Animal Activists are looking into this Presidential Bowel Movement.

    Democrats say that when Obama or Pant Suit Hillary have a Bowel Movement it doesn't affect any animals or marine life in North America. They say just the opposite; they say "Obama & Pant Suits Bowel Movements are beneficial to the animal world and mankind in general"
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    #91 Jersey

    WAS the "MOVEMENT" in the toilet or just in the White house. Tell us Harry Inquireing minds want to know. :eek: Is he "toilet trained" yet? Or do they just spread the CONSTITUTION on the floor for him to go on.
     
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    Did you get some of that Maine no name or are you flashing again??? Somedays I think I am demented, then I read your stuff..
     
  4. Harry Boy

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    This report is based on the same Idea that the Liberal Gore Loons have been spreading that being that Christian Cow's breaking wind somewhere in the Bible Belt of America will bring about the end of the world but the savages in Africa throwing dead bodies in a river are never mentioned.

    In short,
    Bush & Righty Sh!t--------- Bad
    Obama/Hillary Lefty Sh!t------- Good
    _____________________________________________________________
    Left Wing Liberal Democrat Job Faire:

    AIRLINE PILOTS WANTED
    NO EXPERIANCE NECESSARY
    AMPUTEES AND BLIND PEOPLE WELCOME
    ILLEGAL ALIENS PREFERRED
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    #61 Jersey

    No, Bush has the Constitution printed on his toilet paper.
     

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