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  1. PatsWSB47

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    Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and while
    there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several people
    noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed,
    with both hands behind the back of her head.

    One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked
    over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and she looked
    very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she had been shot
    in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.
    The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked
    and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got
    in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head.
    A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that
    sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head.
    When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought
    it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered.

    Linda is a blonde, and a Democrat, and an Obama supporter, but that could be irrelevant.
     
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    That is really funny. Is it for real?

    Also, if her brains had actually poured out, she would have become a McCain supporter :)
     
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    Overheard part of a conversation between John Kerry and Barack Obama:

    Barack: Hi John, why the the long face?

    John: Ok, i'll tell you

    Barack: Go ahead, I'm all ears
     
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    Hey Patssb42, you got a link, by chance?
    My buddy doesn't believe this.
    He says it's impossible for those Pillsbury canisters to
    let out so much energy.
    I don't know, myself.
     
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    Sorry I don't. That was from an email sent to me.
     
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    it was a joke.
     
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    You know this because......?
     
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    John Mccain is older than Duct Tape.
     

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