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  1. Harry Boy

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    1 Why do people on vacation "Jog" (they should drink and have sex)

    2 Why do people on vacation who "Jog" look like they're constipated.

    3 Why do people who are constipated look like they're "Jogging"

    When some sweaty democrat bastard huffs & puffs with their eyes bulging out and their little Jogging pants stuck up in the crack of their a$s trots by my house I put my dog out and then say "go git em"

    "mommy"
    "yes dear"
    "look at skinny a$s hole he's all sweaty, is somebody chasing him"
    "no dear, he's jogging"
    "oh"

    "let him up clyde, he's cut"
     
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    I used to jog. Then I got a real religion. :p


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    Lots more joggin' time for Caribou Barbie now that she's on the outs. Maybe she's leaving 'cause the first dude thinks her thighs are getting a little hefty?
     
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    Jogging's great, but there are other ways to get one's "quality time exercise", right, HB???



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  5. Harry Boy

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    Right, I got a lot of em----------------------:D
     
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    I don't need to know. :bricks:



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    I've always wondered how many people kick the bucket making the decision to begin working out ... on a vaction, a cruise, a hotel with all the workout stuff. I've always figured best to take a vacation as you are ... why ruin a good thing.
     
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    People jog because it's a great workout, if you are short on time. People whom jog on vacation aren't probably really runners. You see a real runner already has the hay in the barn and a vacation jogger is just trying to silence his or hers subconcious at the buffet.
     
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    "... hay in the barn..." ?? Hey, quit horsin' around!!!



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