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  1. pheenix11

    pheenix11 PatsFans.com Supporter PatsFans.com Supporter

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    [Ring] [Ring]

    Jessica: Hello?

    Tony: Hi honey, its Tony, how are you?

    Jessica: Who is this?

    Tony: Tony, Tony Romo, you know your boyfriend...

    Jessica: Ohhh you, oh yeah, hi

    Tony: Well honey, we lost in the playoffs and I have a lot of free time so I was wondering if you wanted to go down to Cabo for a few weeks

    Jessica: Umm well, ohh can you hold, I have another call. Oh its Eli, umm can I call you back later?

    Tony: Ummm yeah but I...

    [Click]

    [Dial Tone]
     
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    D-cleater Third String But Playing on Special Teams

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    Ring , Ring

    Patrick Crayton: "Hello?"

    Freddie Mitchell: "Patrick, you said you'd be seeing the Patriots again in the Super Bowl... what happened, man?"

    Patrick Crayton: " oh you know, my man Romo has an extra plane ticket for an all inclusive vacation in mexico and said he'd bring me or TO, who ever dropped the most passes. Sounded like a good offer so I bailed on our Super bowl plans. We know we can beat them anyway "
     
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    5 Rings for Brady!! In the Starting Line-Up

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    Tony: "Hello, doc? Ummmm......I have this burning sensation when I pee. Ummmm....yeah, we were in Mexico and they had some strippers at the hotel..."
     
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    [ring] [ring]

    Dr Phil: Hello, this is Dr Phil, charges of $4.99 per minute start now

    TO: [sob] Dr Phil is that you, this is Terrell Owens. I saw how you helped Britney Spears and I need your help man

    Dr Phil: Can I have your credit card information please

    TO: [sob] [sob] Don't you know who this is? I need your help. I'm a famous football player on America's Team

    Dr Phil: Ohh you play for the Patriots?

    TO: NO, the Cowboys. [sob]

    Dr Phil: You play football?

    TO: [sob] Yes, I am a wide receiver

    Dr Phil: Are you sure you play football?

    TO: Yeah, why?

    Dr Phil: Because, THERE IS NO CRYING IN FOOTBALL!
     
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    No Jersey Selected



    these are too much. :D
     
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    [ring]

    norv: helll hellll hello?
    marty: ......
    norv: who is this?
    marty: i hate you

    [click]
     
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    [ring] [ring]

    Dungheap: Hello

    God: TONY THIS IS GOD

    Dungheap: Oh hello, how are you

    God: REMEMBER LAST WEEK WHEN I TOLD YOU TO QUIT FOOTBALL BECAUSE I HAD A HIGHER CALLING FOR YOU?

    Dungheap: Yes sir, I am have already sent in my resignation to Bill Polian

    God: WELL I WAS JUST SCREWING WITH YOU. DOESN'T GOD HAVE A GLORIOUS SENSE OF HUMOR?

    Dungheap: #^@%!#
     
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    #95 Jersey

    [ring ring]
    terry: hello?
    sausage king: hey terry, i got your sausage all warmed up and ready
    terry: thank God, i thought i was going to have to play more football
     
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