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  1. robd54

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    Tried to search and didn't see it posted here, but a buddy sent this to me and I got a good laugh out of it. If its a repost, please remove.

    Peyton Manning, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Colts flag in the window.

    "This house is yours for eternity, Peyton," said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here."

    Peyton felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house.

    On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion with a Silver and blue sidewalk, a 50-foot tall flagpole with an enormous Patriots logo flag, and in every window, a New England Patriots towel. Peyton looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I hold many NFL records, and I even went to the Hall of Fame."

    God said "So what's your point Peyton?"

    "Well, why does Tom Brady get a better house than me?"

    God chuckled, and said: "Peyton, that's not Tom's house, it's mine."
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    #75 Jersey

    Yeah, this is an old joke. Just replace Peyton with "Yankee fan/player", Tom Brady with "Red Sox fan/player". I remember hearing this joke when I was a kid and the Sox were still "cursed".

    Good post, though.
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    hehe,great story.Great thread
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    why does god have towels hanging in his windows?

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