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  1. PatFanMary

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    Thought this was cute :)

    God asks Peyton Manning first: "What do you believe?"
    Peyton thinks long and hard, looks God in the eye, and says, "I believe in hard work, and in staying true to family and friends. I believe in giving. I was lucky, but I always tried to do right by my fans."

    God can't help but see the essential goodness of Manning, and offers him a seat to his left.

    Then God turns to Tony Romo and says, "What do you believe?"

    Tony says, "I believe passion, discipline, courage and honor are the fundamentals of life. I, too, have been lucky, but win or lose, I've always tried to be a true sportsman, both on and off the playing fields."

    God is greatly moved by Tony's sincere eloquence, and he offers him a seat to his right.

    Finally, God turns to Tom Brady: "And you, Tom, what do you believe?"

    Tom replies, "I believe you're in my seat."
     
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    Welcome to the Board. We had another thread on this joke a few weeks ago, but it is still funny.
     
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    indycolts685 Third String But Playing on Special Teams

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    :D Good one, when I seen the thread title I thought it was going to be the old joke about Gods house having a N.E. Pats flag in front of his house...
     
  4. PatFanMary

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    Thanks for the welcome. :) I looked and didn't find one...sorry! Still, maybe someone who didn't see the old one will appreciate it. :)
     
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    #75 Jersey

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    #87 Jersey

    I like it,thanks!
     
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    Do people realize that the joke is meant to be jab at Brady?
     
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    Brady is the best QB in NFL
     
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    God gives up his seat for Tom.
    Peyton and Romo look at God and ask " i thought you were God".

    God replies " I was before he threw 50 TDs".
     
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    Caspir Third String But Playing on Special Teams

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    No, it's not.
     
  11. DaBruinz

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    Actaully, yes it was. Especially if you watch the YOUTUBE video. At the end it says, GO PACK.
     
  12. VT_NY_Patsfan

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    This joke is old the first time I heard it was George H. Bush, Bill Clinton and Hillery. Lame joke to begin with, but this is the worst version to date.
     
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    Leave it to a stupid cheesehead to think its a jab at Brady to say he thinks he is God.

    I mean after all, he IS.
     
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