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    The quarterhick is starting to morph into something odd, unearthly. In his post-game press conference last night he briefly turned sideways and the profile of his head looked inhuman. In fact, he's starting to look like a dolphin! That bulbous, protruding forehead is quite disturbing to say the least, and I don't believe it's simply the effect of a receding hairline. There might be a chance he ends up in Miami to end his career, as the NFL's first player to double as quarterback and team mascot. :eek: :scared: :help: :eek:
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    Re: Peyton Manning's forehead is growing, changing ...

    maybe it will just blow up.
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    Re: Peyton Manning's forehead is growing, changing ...

    Very strange! I work with a girl who was just discussing this very topic today. She just randomly came out with 'what is up with the size of Peyton Mannings forehead' and about 3 girls started talking about it. I found the conversation amusing. It went from Peyton's forehead to Brady's @@@, pretty funny ;)
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    Re: Peyton Manning's forehead is growing, changing ...

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    Re: Peyton Manning's forehead is growing, changing ...

    It just occurred to me -- could this be a side effect of "chemical" enhancement? We all know what 'roids did to Barry Bonds' head.

    You beat me to it!
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    Re: Peyton Manning's forehead is growing, changing ...

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    Re: Peyton Manning's forehead is growing, changing ...

    Cue the X-Files music....

    C'mon, the dude has always looked like Frankenstein's monster without the neck bolts.
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    Re: Peyton Manning's forehead is growing, changing ...

    Peyton Manning is also the stubbiest looking 6'5" plus I've ever seen. It's like his arms are short stocky flippers and his legs are like trunks. He definitely is some sort of cro magnon flashback. Usually guys that height look long based on proportions, but ol' Peyton is build like a fireplug for his height.
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    Re: Peyton Manning's forehead is growing, changing ...

    He's being genetically engineered to grow a small flat TV screen on his forehead. That way he can play commercials on his forehead whenever cameras zoom in on him on the sidelines. Just think of the increased endorsements. And it won't technically violate the league's uniform rules wrt unauthorized endorsements on the uniform. :D
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    Re: Peyton Manning's forehead is growing, changing ...

    Its because of lack of sleep. The man is on every other commercial on TV. When does he have time to sleep.
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    It's not a forehead, it's a fivehead.

    But seriously folks, he doesn't have a big forhead, just a small face.
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    Re: Peyton Manning's forehead is growing, changing ...

    I think an investigation is warranted. It's quite possible that Archie Manning was abducted by an intersteller alien dolphin race and his DNA was genetically engineered into theirs, then implanted in his wife.
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    Well, you know what they say about guys with small faces? :rolleyes: ;) :p
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    No, what do they say?
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    Ha Ha Ha...very funny..:rofl:
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    Thank you for the laughs. :D
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    Bill Polian is piping in more forehead into Peyton's helmet.

    This will no doubt lead to Peyton marketing his new protective headware:
    "The Forehelmet . . . for the expanding horsefaced he-haw in everyone's life."
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    Re: Peyton Manning's forehead is growing, changing ...

    Peyton from the front = the boy from Deliverance

    Peyton from the side = Daffy Duck when he gets his bill blowed off

    Eli hes just a just a frickin mess, two words.........Mr. PotatoHead
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    manning's mr peanut head + downs syndrome facemask = hilarity.

    incidentally whats with wes welker's child molester stache? makes jose valentin look like a wholesome gent.
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