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    So i was browsing through ESPN.COM when i came across an article
    "Peyton Manning joining workouts" Some of the comments at the end of the article by the fans were funny....

    for example


    This one is the best of all according to me



    Feel free to contribute if you come up with any such one liners....
     
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    Peyton is the only Broncos player whose head is actually bigger than the Broncos Horse Mascot
     
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    Peyton is the only Broncos player whose head is actually bigger than the Broncos Horse Mascot

    [​IMG]
     
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    Peyton's forehead is so big that his kids think it's a fivehead.
     
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    lMAOOOOOO :rocker:
     
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    The new Broncos logo with respect to it's new QB

    [​IMG]
     
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    not a one liner but it cracked me up


    [​IMG]
     
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    one look at his new qb and elway pledged to rename his stadium 'mile wide'.
     
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    We got this one kid named Peyton, he's got a forehead like a drive in movie theater but he's a good **** so we don't bust his chops too much.

    So one day Peyton gets out of his cage.

    What, they keep him in a cage?

    Well, it's... it's just an enclosure.

    No, but they keep him confined.

    Right, yeah.

    That's bull****!

    Well, that's what I said!

    So I went out...and I got him, um, I got him a leash.

    A leash!


    Yeah, one of those ones...you can hook onto the clothesline...and he can run
    back and forth.

    And, uh, there's plenty of room...for him to... to dig and, uh, play.

    That kid has really, uh...he's really blossomed, you know?
     
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    This was funny.....thanks
     
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