Peyton Manning one liners

[thenepatsrule]

So i was browsing through ESPN.COM when i came across an article
"Peyton Manning joining workouts"

Peyton Manning joins Denver Broncos teammates for offseason workouts - ESPN

Some of the comments at the end of the article by the fans were funny....

for example

Is it me or does Peyton look like a thumb with eyes and a mouth?

This one is the best of all according to me

after shouting "this is the super bowl" Peyton Manning threw an INT at the Bronco's mini camp today

Indianapolis management donated Mannings Colts helmet to the local orphanage so they could make a tornado shelter out of it for the kids.

Peyton Manning's forehead is so big....You can paint a life sized picture of John Elway's teeth on it

Macy's has just announced they've reached an agreement with Peyton Manning and his head will be in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade next year!

Peyton: “Cmon, pick up the tempo guys!”
Willis: “Its April homie"

Peyton won 1 Super Bowl in 14 years in Indy .... Here is to winning one in Denver by the end of the 2026 NFL Season

What day is the parade scheduled for?

Feel free to contribute if you come up with any such one liners....

 

[PATRIOTSFANINPA]

Peyton is the only Broncos player whose head is actually bigger than the Broncos Horse Mascot

 

[PATRIOTSFANINPA]

Peyton is the only Broncos player whose head is actually bigger than the Broncos Horse Mascot

 

[Frezo]

Peyton's forehead is so big that his kids think it's a fivehead.

 

[thenepatsrule]

Peyton's forehead is so big that his kids think it's a fivehead.

lMAOOOOOO :rocker:

 

[PATRIOTSFANINPA]

The new Broncos logo with respect to it's new QB

 

[eom]

not a one liner but it cracked me up

 

[IcyPatriot]

They are so excited they even have a man trying out for cheerleader.

Male cheerleader Sacha Happell auditions to become Broncos cheerleader (Video) | Larry Brown Sports

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[eom]

one look at his new qb and elway pledged to rename his stadium 'mile wide'.

 

[Armchair Quarterback]

We got this one kid named Peyton, he's got a forehead like a drive in movie theater but he's a good **** so we don't bust his chops too much.

So one day Peyton gets out of his cage.

What, they keep him in a cage?

Well, it's... it's just an enclosure.

No, but they keep him confined.

Right, yeah.

That's bull****!

Well, that's what I said!

So I went out...and I got him, um, I got him a leash.

A leash!

Yeah, one of those ones...you can hook onto the clothesline...and he can run
back and forth.

And, uh, there's plenty of room...for him to... to dig and, uh, play.

That kid has really, uh...he's really blossomed, you know?

 

[thenepatsrule]

not a one liner but it cracked me up

This was funny.....thanks