Discussion in 'PatsFans.com - Patriots Fan Forum' started by borg, Aug 30, 2008.
It's Rookie nickname time. Time to immortalize the Patriots newest gladiators. Any suggestions?
Jerod Mayo and Terrence Wheatley are...
Um, what kind of sandwich is that?
I can't think of one, but there has to be something with Mayo and mayonaisse both being bad for your health. Seems like a gold mine.
Why don't we let Chris Berman do that for us.
Mayo on wheat bread.
There appears to be some turkey and uh, dog turds on there as well?
Mayo, Crable and Terrence...
Seafood Salad on wheat.
I got the mayo/wheat part. I was getting at the filling. At first I thought bacon, but it looks too wet. Then I thought roasted red peppers, but I don't think that is right, either.
Plus, if there is a person eating turkey and roasted red peppers with mayo on wheat, I hope that picture was posted from an asylum.
Well, Mayo's nickname is pretty much dictated by circumstances:
"Kraft's Real" Mayo
It's the pineapple that really makes it a taste sensation.
"Rockin' da" Crabel
"Scooter" O'Connell (for his quick feet and sneaky speed)
Looking at Mayo on Wikipedia....how about "The Doctor", or better - "The Surgeon" after the Mayo Clinic. I was going to suggest "DJ", since there's a British radio presenter called Simon Mayo, but that's worse than the first two and you don't know who he is
Jerod "Bring out the Best" Mayo
Jerod "The Heart Attack" Mayo.
Cause too much Mayo could kill you.
Jerod XTRA MAYO
I am just hoping that there is no "WHEAT TOAST" or that the Mayo gets spread too thin!
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