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  1. patriots pam

    patriots pam Third String But Playing on Special Teams

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    My first thread here, might as well have some fun with it! :)



    The Jets are going to blow the pants off the Pats this Sunday, I just know it.

    For one thing, they have their Franchez (or Sanchise, take your pick) and we just have Brady.

    Both are good-looking, but Franchez is younger. And arguably looks better with his shirt off. Both his knees are perfectly healthy, and he doesn't have a 18oz knee brace dragging him down like a lead balloon. Plus, I think the moles on his face are braille instructions on how to pick apart the Pats' defense. Let's face it....WE ARE DOOMED!!!

    Your turn!

    EDIT: How could I forget the score? Jets 107, Pats 3
     
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    His nickname is Dirty.
     
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    I heard Rex Ryan has challenged BB to go to Nathan's for a hot dog eating contest. We are DOOMED.
     
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    Someone use to post this picture of this giant red panic button. That would be perfect.
     
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    :scared:

    I so scared
     
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    Im scared of the doom :eek:
     
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    olschool Third String But Playing on Special Teams

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    You actually think that the weak,soft,cheatin,over-rated Pats, can score a field goal against the greatest defense since the 1898 Hoboken Steamrollers ?

    Jets 107-Patsies 0, as in goose egg
     
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    Well I just bet the sales manager in my office $100 on the game. I got the Pats -3 1/2 so I guess we are doomed!
     
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    Can't help it - I had a big glass of gin and the kool-aid and remain somewhat optimistic even in the face of certain DOOOOOMMM. Besides, it's not like I predicted something crazy like 6 or 7 points. Sheesh.
     
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    Why, let's ALL sing the DOOM SONG now!

    YouTube - Gir - The Doom Song

    This pretty well sums up my feelings about it.. :D
     
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    I'm predicting that Kerry Rhodes is presented with the Game Ball whether the Jets win or lose.
     
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    True dat... my concern is whether he'll be able to find a proctologist skilled enough to get it out ofter it's "presented" to him... :rolleyes:
     
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    Mike Greenburg says the Jets have the BEST DEFENSE OF ALL TIME!!!!

    if he said it, then its true. we're screwed.
     
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    By the end of this game, Belichick will be curled up in a ball kissing his own rings. We've never faced the likes of Dirty and Rex before. It's all over!!!!! The Patriots' season will be over before the Red Sox this year!
     
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    D o o m e d !

     
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    I think after we lose 107- -6 (yes, that's a negative six)
    And like a poser has said, BB will be found on the sidelines in the fetal position kissing his rings for the rest of eternity. Forsaken to a mental institution with other fellow evil geniuses who just lost it.
    He'll just be the guy known as the ring kisser.

    Rex will go to win 1000 NFL games in a row and talk smack to every team he faces. After win 500, he will be awarded the NFL crown and replace the commissioner. After win 1000 he will be the proud new owner of the Jets.

    And the topper?
    After the pats lose 107 to -6 this weekend Robert Kraft dissolves the Pats, sells the football team and uses the proceeds to buy lottery tickets only to win enough to retire in western mass where he paints landscapes.
     
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