Pats have own brand of hot dogs, brats, and sausage; let the jokes begin

[shmessy]

Of course, the kosher food stand will have "Mini Mack Herring".

The fruit stand will have "Raymond Berries".

And the Chinese food stand will make "Mosi Tatupu PuPu Platters"

 

[godef]

No, it's way overpriced and toasted to a crisp.

Talk about dogging it.

 

[italian pat patriot]

spaghetti alla patriota
cotoletta 'pat patriot'
insalata 'flying elvis'

+ caffè of course

 

[Michael]

"Hand me a Maroney Baloney, Light Brown not Green . . . some Graham crackers . . . and a cold, cold Bruschi . . . make sure there are no Roaches . . . and I'll Pass on the Tuna, he's over the Hill !!"

What no Kraft cheese?

 

[CTPatsFan]

Who's the poor guy that gets stuck with the ****tail weenies/vienna sausages?

 

[TNPatsFan]

OK I'll take a shot at this:

"I'll have two Brady dogs and some Rosey chips. And I'd like an imported beer. Got any Hochstein's?"

 

[Box_O_Rocks]

And I'd like an imported beer. Got any Hochstein's?"

That's a microbrewery in Nebraska...okay, close enough to an import for most folks.

 

[TNPatsFan]

That's a microbrewery in Nebraska...okay, close enough to an import for most folks.

And I thought I was making it up. Oh well. I guess it's not that funny then.

 

[Box_O_Rocks]

And I thought I was making it up. Oh well. I guess it's not that funny then.

It was funny - I'm just relating to Hoch's cornhusker roots - of course there could be a Hochstein microbrewery in Nebraska, but we'll have to wait for Flying Fungi to tell us.

 

[Tunescribe]

Of course, the obvious.... Maroney's Baloney

Can you serve Maroney's Bologna (that's the way it's spelled, NEM) with macaroni?

 

[shmessy]

Just keep away from the Belichicken.

 

[ctpatsfan77]

Let's try this again. . . . I can't believe I messed this up the first time.

I can almost picture some of the items on the menu now . . .

Bradywurst Bratwurst on a bun, with a heaping order of golden onion rings $10*
Manningwurst An extra half inch of bratwurst, but no rings $15

Vrabel Special It changes every few minutes, but we know it'll be good. $8
Belichick Special It is what it is. $8

And the registers, too . . .

Customer: "Can I get two Bradywursts?"
Vendor: "Sorry, we just ran out. But we do have some delicious Matt Cassel burgers as backups. They're good, and cheap too."

Sorry, couldn't resist.


*Never been to Gillette , so I don't know if this is highway robbery or not.

 

[Mike the Brit]

"When they offered me the job selling Bradywursts, I didn't expect this ..."

"Stop complaining -- at least you'll get to see the game for free"

 

[DarMan]

The Lisa Olsen veggie burger for those with an aversion to meat.