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  1. Pat_Nasty

    Pat_Nasty Third String But Playing on Special Teams

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    So, the Eagles manage to lose to the Pats by only three points, and the sports media is abuzz all the next week about how they established a "blueprint" to beat the Patriots...

    ...a couple weeks later, the Eagles actually do manage to topple the 12-1 Cowboys, and the folks in the sports media blame the entire thing on Jessica Simpson.
     
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    420jim On the Game Day Roster

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    When your team has 11 probowlers, it must be an outside force that caused the Cowboys to lose
     
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    Pat_Nasty Third String But Playing on Special Teams

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    Or, as in this case, a pair of them.
     
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    420jim On the Game Day Roster

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    Ya, let me edit my post


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    When your team has 11 probowlers, it must be an outside force that caused the Cowboys to lose ( :eek: :eek: )

    Those are boobs
     
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    Jessica Simpson is the blueprint for how to beat the Cowboys.:D
     
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    Pat_Nasty Third String But Playing on Special Teams

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    Blueprint?

    But her Romo shirt had pink print on it...
     
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    TheGodInAGreyHoodie Experienced Starter w/First Big Contract

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    A Pinkprint to beat the Cowboys.
     
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    You missed the obvious thing that only the media noticed: Jessica Simpson was sitting on Bob Kraft's lap, but he was smart enough to give her the heave-ho right before the 4th quarter. Some say it was because Myra walked into the luxury box at that point, but Kraft knows a bad luck dame when he sees one.
     
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    No Jersey Selected

    "bad luck dame"?? Who are you, Jimmy Cagney?
     
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    BlitzFritz Third String But Playing on Special Teams

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    This is arguably the best thread of the year (so far).
    I love it.
    :cool:
     
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    Flying Fungi In the Starting Line-Up

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    I think its Guy Noir...
     
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    #12 Jersey

    from the neck up, Jessica Simpson is one of the ugliest woman I have ever laid eyes on.

    Guess the Eagles won ugly!
     
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    xmarkd400x 2nd Team Getting Their First Start

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    How exactly was Romo's thumb injured? I wonder if it was......


    ok your imagination can do the rest.
     
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    If you ever watched the Nick and Jessica show, you would know Jess isn't the brightest bulb in the room. I supposed that's OK though or she might have hurt him worse...
     
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    Honestly, I don't think Jessica's attendance had anything to do with the way Romo played. If his thumb injury is as genuine as we think it is, that is the main factor for his ill advised game last Sunday.

    Sure, she looked as if she was his own personal cheerleader up there in the luxury box, but any real football player would put aside any personal business (especially a love interest) and play the game like he prepared to do all week.

    This is media exaggeration at its finest and Terrell Owens needs to learn to understand the injury situation and be a team player for once in his life.
     
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