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  1. RonBorges

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    After exhaustive research I'd like to report:

    The Dolphins have agreed to terms with LB Jerry Porter on a five-year, $32 million contract. The deal includes a $12 million signing bonus.

    Porter will be guaranteed $20 million, a ridiculous figure. He's a big upgrade over Donnie Spragan for coordinator Dom Capers' defense in 2007, but it's doubtful the contract holds up well. Many within the Steelers' organization didn't believe Porter's recent play matched his mouth.

    Once again the Patriots aren't able to land such a highly regarded player, why, because they're cheap, that's why.

    So, err, when do I get paid for my reporting on this site, my income stream has been recently, umm, interupted.
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    There is no location listed for you. Perhaps you should file your new address?
    Ron Borges
    2nd Box under the Longfellow Bridge
    Boston Ma

    Isn't that it?:D
  3. Tunescribe

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    #61 Jersey

    I believe there's another guy here with the screen name "I'mRonBorges." This is getting confusing. Will the REAL Ron Borges please stand u- ... er, go away?
  4. RonBorges

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    That other guy is copying me. There is NOTHING worse than a copy cat! Hey, this little guy is cute: :ditto: I think I'll call him "Little Ron"
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    ok fine, you guys caught me. I'm Ron Borges...ive been posting under this alias from my grandmas basement cuz no one likes me...
  6. RonBorges

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    Are you the guy hiding behind the milk crates?
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    No way. Ignore this guy. I'm the real Ron Borges. And, I only have one thing to say to all you whiny Pats fans. Go screw yourselves.
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    No Way.You can't be. I shot Borges this morning when he was sking.
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    No! I am Spartacus - uhh, I mean Ron Borges!

    (Damn movie scripts...)
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    this is a bad "What's my Bi-line" tv show
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    um, Ron, did you mean Joey Porter?
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    As I've metioned before, we need a new forum for these types of posters.

    We don't want to call it "Assclown". That would be stealing from the Planet. We are not Ron Borges.

    I suggest we call it the "MUP" forum. It would be like the PUP that players go on. But, this would be for the "Mentally Unable to Perform".

    If after six weeks on MUP, if a poster can not perform he/she/it can come back to the forum. If not, they would have to go on IR (ban).
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    Look, I've already been prohibited from writing in the Globe for the next two months, are you trying to say I should be banned from here too? You know, I don't have to grace this board with my presence. I'd be welcomed with open arms over at Mr. NEM's board!
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    #75 Jersey

    Not banned, MUP'ed. There is a big difference.
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    By the way, who's that handsome gent you have at the bottom of your posts (and what is that little man doing to him)?
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    I would have nooooooooooooooooo doubt Mr. NEM would open his MB to you with wide arms.

    :rofl:
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  17. captain stone

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    No Jersey Selected

    Don't go, Ron. I'm looking forward to reading your Gettysburg Address.
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    Please spare me this nonsense
  19. RonBorges

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    Ask and you shall receive. Does anyone know where I can get a new keyboard? My Ctrl, C & V keys seem to be wearing out for some reason.

    Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.

    Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.

    But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate -- we can not consecrate -- we can not hallow -- this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us -- that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion -- that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain -- that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom -- and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.
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    No Jersey Selected

    Maybe you can "borrow" one from the Glob?

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