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  1. Va_Pats_Fan

    Va_Pats_Fan Rookie

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    #95 Jersey

    [thud]
    [clang]
    Bill Belichick:
    Bring out your dead!
    [clang]
    Bring out your dead!
    [clang]
    Bring out your dead!
    [clang]
    Bring out your dead!
    [clang]
    Bring out your dead!
    [cough cough...]
    [clang]
    [...cough cough]
    Bring out your dead!
    [clang]
    Bring out your dead!
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    Bring out your dead! 5th Rounder.
    [clang]
    Bring out your dead!
    [clang]
    Bring out your dead!
    [clang]
    Bring out...
    [rewr!]
    ...your dead!
    [rewr!]
    [clang]
    Bring out your dead!
    Al Davis:
    Here's one.
    Bill Belichick:
    5th?
    Randy Moss:
    I'm not dead!
    Bill Belichick:
    What?
    Al Davis:
    Nothing. I want a 4th.
    Randy Moss:
    I'm not dead!
    Bill Belichick:
    'Ere. He says he's not dead!
    Al Davis:
    Yes, he is. Were cutting him next month. He just doesn't know it.
    Randy Moss:
    You're not!
    Bill Belichick:
    He isn't?
    Al Davis:
    Well, he will be soon. He's very ill.
    Randy Moss:
    I'm getting better!
    Al Davis:
    No, you're not. You'll be cut in a moment.
    Bill Belichick:
    Oh, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations. We'll need to redo a contract or two.
    Randy Moss:
    I don't want to go on the cart!
    Al Davis:
    Oh, don't be such a baby.
    Bill Belichick:
    I can't take him.
    Randy Moss:
    I feel fine!
    Al Davis:
    Well, do us a favour.
    Bill Belichick:
    I can't.
    Al Davis:
    Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes? He won't be long.
    Bill Belichick:
    No, I've got to go to the Panthers'. I hear they have one dying.
    Al Davis:
    Well, when's your next round?
    Bill Belichick:
    Next year.
    Randy Moss:
    I think I'll go for a walk.
    Al Davis:
    You're not fooling anyone, you know. Look. Isn't there something you can do?
    Bill Belichick:
    Ok, a 4th and its done.
    Randy Moss: [singing]
    I feel happy. I feel happy.
    [whop]
    Al Davis:
    Ah, thanks very much.
    Bill Belichick:
    Not at all. See you next year.
  2. aabtec

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    That is a riot....
  3. Pats726

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    Always looking on the bright side of life..
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    He said they've already got one!
  5. chris_in_sunnyvale

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    Keep Brady away from the Castle Anthrax, please.

    Regards,
    Chris
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    Can't he have just a little peril?
    No, it's too perilous.

    :D
  7. chris_in_sunnyvale

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    Brady: Hut one, hut two, hut five...

    Koppen: Hut three, sir.

    Regards,
    Chris
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    This thread could be titled "Pats/Python parady.
    Great stuff.
  9. Va_Pats_Fan

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    #95 Jersey

    Thats funny :)
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    BB:
    You don't frighten us, Indianapolis Colts! Go and boil your bottom, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called Polian King, you and all your silly fans. Thpppppt! Thppt! Thppt! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
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    Matt Millen:

    I want to draft.....a shrubbery.......!
  12. Pats726

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    was it "the larch"???
  13. chris_in_sunnyvale

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    :D

    One that can stretch the field, go over the middle, has good hands.

    Regards,
    Chris
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    BB: Brady...Brady...Quarterback of the Patriots.....
    STOP THAT! STOP THAT! STOP GROVELING! If it's one thing I can't stand it a grown man groveling.
    Brady: Sorry!
    BB:AND DON'T APOLOGIZE! Ever time I appear to someone its "I'm sorry this," and "forgive me that," and "I'm not worthy." It's like watching ESPN, it's soooo depressing.
    Brady: Ok...
    BB: Right. Brady...Quarterback of the Patriots. I have gotten you some real Wide Recievers for these dark times.
    Brady: Good idea, oh Coach!
    BB: OF COURSE IT'S A GOOD IDEA!!! Anyway, your quest Brady, is to win the Lombardi Trophy. That is your quest Brady, win the Super Bowl.
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    Bridge Troll Guy: What is your name?

    Brady: Tom Brady.

    BTG: What is your quest?

    Brady: To win a super bowl.

    BTG: Who is your favorite reciever?

    Brady: Moss. No, Stallworth. No....AAAAEEEEIIIIII!
  16. PatrioticDynasty

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    Brady: which Moss are you referring to? The East coast goody goody Moss, or the west coast bad ass Moss?

    BTG: West coast, no... East Co....AAAAEEEEIIIIII!
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    Like the "Bridge troll "reference.....ha ha ha...
  18. chris_in_sunnyvale

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    Let's hope Randy Moss isn't the Holy Hand Grenade.

    Regards,
    Chris
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    Cassell: How did you know about East Coast/West Coast Randy Moss?

    Brady: You have to know these things when you're 3-time SB champ.

    Regards,
    Chris
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  20. PatrioticDynasty

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    now that was a nice pick-up! Kudos

    PD.

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