OT: What's the funniest dumb football comment you've ever heard?

[supafly]

Lol...wtf

The story of the two girls in Green Bay Packer gear at a sold out Heinz field with a sign that read "WILL GIVE BLOWJOBS FOR TICKETS," and when the guys who saw it walked back forty five minutes later the sign read "WILL GIVE BLOWJOB FOR TICKET."

Damn that crazy sister of mine, she'll do anything to watch her Packers

 

[cupofjoe1962]

A Few years ago Michael Felger said that if he was starting a franchise, he
would pick Carson Palmer as his QB, over both Brady and Manning.

 

[PatsWickedPissah]

It's not fair citing Felger in this thread. Too easy.