Discussion in 'NFL Football Forum' started by TheGodInAGreyHoodie, Jan 21, 2012.
When all is said and done what will Rex be best known for.
Being able to eat more food than any human should.
Ah there's a poll now! That's a close call.
I was going to say having his belly cast a shadow over the groundhog and hence having 6 less weeks of winter.
How about c... Foot-in-mouth disease being renamed after him.
if in fact foot in mouth disease does become known as the Rex Ryan disorder, then the first choice all the way.
Winning the offseason, occaisonally the preseason, and the special olympics once.
Edit: Not that any of these are surprising for him, but I believe he'll be the first "man" to "accomplish" all three.
1. Toe jokes.
2. Hard Knocks & "Let's go get a G** D*** snack!!"
3. Helping the economy by singlehandely keeping all national fast food chains in business.
4. Turning his team into the biggest soap opera in sports, thus finally taking the heat and the spotlight off the Red Sox for that dubious honor.
5. Earning immortality and a permanent place in the dictionary by having his picture next to the entry for "blowhard" in all future editions.
Or to end up on a post office wall with this crime...
His width exceeding his height.
For being a bigger blowhard than Buddy Ryan, Rob Ryan and Jerry Glanville combined.
Winning a championship... In the WWE.
And then funneling his earnings into a buffet restaurant.
Rex Ryan will be remembered as the guy who gets fired on January 4th, 2013.
By comparison, he's made his father look a lot better in hindsight.
No one else can lay claim to that!
I think Rex will be fondly remembered as a one-man economic stimulus machine.
Consider all the jobs in the New York-area fast food business his gluttony has created.
Keeping both Dairy Queen and the makers of XXXXXXXXXL sweater vests in the black?
Longest pregnancy ever.
You got my first-ever like.
To be fair, it's partially because of your post, and partially because your name makes me pity you.
The NFL's greatest foot long hotdog.
Lol. Thanks but fortunately I'm finally moving out in less than two weeks.
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