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  1. T-ShirtDynasty

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    So a poster on the Indy board starts a thread:

    And the first reply he gets back is:
    :rofl:
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    yeah but Jesus never threw his linemen under the bus either... although I recall an old legend concerning the Buddha's beautiful spiral passes
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    "I'm trying to be a good Messiah here, but let's just say we had some protection problems among the twelve ... " *looks at Judas*
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    :rofl: oh... tears down the face. :D
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    That's some good stuff right there. Thanks for the chuckle.
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    I stand corrected! you've found the Gospel of Peyton
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    Very funny! Got a great laugh out of that one... my coworkers probably suspect I am listening to Larry the Cable guy or something... that was earlier.


    That must make the Patriots the Romans since we crucify the Colts when we play them.

    Jesus healed a man with seizures before hiking to his next sermon
    Manning goes into seizures before hiking the ball

    Jesus told the people that he would rebuild the temple in 3 days
    Manning told Polian that he would have to rebuild the defense with 3 dollars

    Jesus calmed the storm and stopped the winds on the red sea
    Manning can't do anything unless he is in a climate controlled wind-free dome

    Jesus walked on water
    ESPN *thinks* Manning walks on water

    Jesus said we should turn the other cheek
    Manning just turns the ball over

    Jesus turned water into wine
    Manning turns the ball over, then whines

    Jesus rode into Jerusalem on an A_S_S on Palm Sunday
    Manning gets put on his every Sunday
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    Getting prepared to be crucified by the Colts fans when he chokes again next year.
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    OMG.....That is the funniest thing ever!
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    Those are hard to beat, but another take on the water one:

    Jesus walked on water.
    During a pass rush, Manning passes water.

    Some very good parables you had there, to use a "biblical" word. :D
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    Jesus has millions chanting his name on Sunday,

    Manning when playing the Pats has thousands of Colts fans saying,
    "Jeeeeesus,,,,,here we go again"
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    OH MY GOD! ( keeping with the topic) You just posted an OT thread.

    Why hasn't the thread god changed your botton to red? Maybe you are on triple secret probation.:singing:
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    The Sermon in the Dome, From the Gospel of Manning:

    Seeing the crowds, he went into the Dome, and when he sat down when they lost the coin toss, his disciples came to him. And he taught them, saying,

    Blessed are the porous defense, for they force me to set records;

    Blessed are those who mourn in the postseason, for they shall be comforted by my records;

    Blessed are the meek, for they shall inhabit the Turf;

    Blessed are those who hunger and thirst for victory, for they shall be satisfied with mediocrity... if I set records.

    Blessed are the merciful, for they shall politely talk about the weather after the divisional round - or perhaps about my records.

    Blessed are the pure in heart, for they shall know how to make the rules more fair;

    Blessed are the playmakers, for they shall earn rings. I bless them from afar;

    Blessed are those who are persecuted for their passing records, for theirs is the reward after football, the chain restaurant or local car dealership;

    Blessed are you when ESPN reviles you and persecutes you and utters all kinds of evil against you falsely on my account; for I gave the interview in the first place...
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    I could go on, but then I'd miss my chance to throw in more parallel parables...

    Jesus healed Mary. Manning "Hail Mary"s.

    Jesus came not to abolish the law but to fulfill it. Manning came in 2004 not to abolish Ty Law, but to fulfill him.

    Jesus' worth wrongly set at forty pieces of silver. Manning's worth wrongly set at over $100M.

    Jesus: Will eventually return. He promised.
    Manning: Will eventually get there. He promised.

    Jesus: Overturned tables of moneychangers.
    Manning: Regularly screws with Las Vegas oddsmakers.

    Jesus: The people called to him, saying "Son of Man!"
    Manning: The defense called to him, saying "Who's Your Daddy?"

    Jesus: Three days and rose again in Heaven
    Manning: Three and out in Foxborough

    Jesus: "And a little child shall lead them"
    Manning: "And a kicker shall put us over the top"

    PFnV
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    Oh you! You with your tongue almost permanently planted in cheek! You know the difference between an Off Topic OT and a Football (non-Patriot) OT! Besides look at some of these posts... this is becoming a classic Dolts thread!! (Too bad on their board it disintegrated into picking on a troll and debating the existence and race of Christ. PatsFans posters are doing MUCH better job with it. Hmmm... Go figure.)

    Lloyd and PFinVA... ehhhhhhhhhhxcelent work!! :rofl:
    Maybe a tiny suggestion in your translation of ancient Indyese... I believe that verse goes: "Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit an illegal contact rule emphasis"
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    Ha! Of course, that's another ...

    Jesus ran afoul of Roman Law.
    Peyton ran afoul of Roman and Law.
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    Lloyd Christmas:

    Jesus said to turn the other cheek,
    Manning thought that's what the female trainer said......
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    That is up for post of the year IMO.:D
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    Ever hear of Pontius Polian?
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    Jesus said, "Blessed are the peacekeepers."

    Peyton said, "Blessed are the timekeepers." (officials)
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    Jesus knew what was coming when he went to Gethsemane.
    Peyton knows what's coming when he goes to Gillette.
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