Here is, verbatim, the key portion of the conversation regarding the requirements for a successful conversion. (Thank you, TiVo.)
Sunshine: I think you need a guy who's short, vertically challenged, maybe five-foot-nine, five-foot-ten with a lot of 'quicks' that can double as a kick returner. Those are the guys that can transition into professional football. To come in and just try and play the wide receiver position --
Kornholer (incredulous): He has to be short?
Sunshine: Well --
Kornholer: This is a prerequisite, to be short?
Sunshine: I think you need to be short and quick. I think that gives you an opportunity --
Kornholer: What if you were big and quick?
Sunshine: You don't have the 'quicks' when you're that tall.
Kornholer: Correct me if I'm wrong because you watch a lot more college football than I did [Editor's note: Tony, you'd make a great lawyer], wasn't there a quarterback recently from Arkansas who was the quarterback who then became a wide receiver in the NFL?
Tirico: Matt Jones.
Kornholer: Matt Jones, right? And he's big. Big and quick.
Sunshine: But not at the kick returning position.
Kornholer: (Makes barely audible noise connoting "Is this guy f--king serious?")
Sunshine: No.
Tirico (wisely changing the subject): It's 48 to 17. . . .